Perhaps we should get Norman to distract Camilla, he likes horses,he might be ably to get a halter on her and tame her.
Cheers Dave.
grumpy old man:
I should think so, ■■■■ near put me off my lunchtime pint.
And I KNOW i’m going to have bad dreams about yon Camilla. I’ll bet their bedroom is a jolly place, him talking to the flowers, her degreasing herself from all the makeup and then doffing off.
hiya,
I just hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me, if you’d missed
your midday drink I wouldn’t be able to live with myself, sorry Brian I’ll
do my damndest to make sure I never cause you any more distress.
thanks harry, long retired.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
The reason for that Harry, is you are just a great big pussycat in female company.I think none of us are in the same league as grumpy old man ( Brian)when it comes to taming wimmin.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
If we had a king on the throne instead of a queen I think we would
see Brian’s name on the New Years Honour’s List arise Sir Brian, eh’.
thanks harry, long retired.Well worthy of an award. I will second you on that one Harry. Perhaps we should send a quick email to Lizzie to place the sword on the shoulder.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave man, she’s a woman letting a female with a sharp sword near Brian would
be treading on dangerous ground she might just decide to stand up for wimmin’s
rights and remove his meat and two veg with one mighty stroke, dodgy ground.
thanks harry, long retired.Better to get Charlie to bestow the honour Harry,seeing as in the circumstances the old Queen could take his yud off.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
That might just work Dave if Camilla doesn’t get wind of it, I reckon we might
just be on safer ground if we got Harry to do it he’s single as yet.
thanks harry, long retired.You could be right there Harry,the old lad might get frisky with Camilla .
Cheers Dave.hiya,
0ave, play the game don’t inflict that on Brian, she’d have to pay me even.
thanks harry, long retired.Put a sack over her head Harry.
Cheers Dave.
And a sack over your head incase hers comes off… 
Pete.
hiya,
Sound advice Pete with strokes of genius like that you’re welcome on here anytime.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Sound advice Pete with strokes of genius like that you’re welcome on here anytime.
thanks harry, long retired.
You would need a pair of welding goggles as well to tackle her.
Cheers Dave.
grumpy old man:
I should think so, ■■■■ near put me off my lunchtime pint.
And I KNOW i’m going to have bad dreams about yon Camilla. I’ll bet their bedroom is a jolly place, him talking to the flowers, her degreasing herself from all the makeup and then doffing off.
You have a wonderful way with words Brian, you can paint pictures. Is your real name Edvard Munck, did you paint “THE SCREAM”■■? Regards Kev.
Are you lot suggesting that Charlie makes love in the dark 
or he should have gone to specsavers when he first met! 
Are you lot suggesting that Charlie makes love in the dark or he should have gone to specsavers when he first met!
Are you lot suggesting that Charlie makes love in the dark or he should have gone to specsavers when he first met!
Norman Ingram:
Are you lot suggesting that Charlie makes love in the dark
As you have said that about the future big chief three times Norm,you will probably be hung draw and quartered. I think I agree with you,but they can’t prove that I am thinking it.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Bloody hell Norm three identical posts you’re sure trying to get that one over.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Bloody hell Norm three identical posts you’re sure trying to get that one over.
thanks harry, long retired.
Sent in triplicate Harry. I think Norm is running a business in Northampton.
Cheers Dave.
I posted on here yesterday, and it disappeared when I pressed submit, I cursed my broadband and never bothered, I am only on a dongle “3” and I have had no problem. We came on train, Northampton to Euston Underground to Waterloo then to Bournemouth 3hrs 30min. after we got in the hotel we had a sprinkling of rain, then 2pm to 5.30 beautiful sunshine, who said that sunshines on the rightious. 
Norman Ingram:
I posted on here yesterday, and it disappeared when I pressed submit, I cursed my broadband and never bothered, I am only on a dongle “3” and I have had no problem. We came on train, Northampton to Euston Underground to Waterloo then to Bournemouth 3hrs 30min. after we got in the hotel we had a sprinkling of rain, then 2pm to 5.30 beautiful sunshine,
hiya,
Howay Norman are you talking dirty, talking about your dongle,
now what on earth is a dongle, don’t bother I don’t wish to know.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
I posted on here yesterday, and it disappeared when I pressed submit, I cursed my broadband and never bothered, I am only on a dongle “3” and I have had no problem. We came on train, Northampton to Euston Underground to Waterloo then to Bournemouth 3hrs 30min. after we got in the hotel we had a sprinkling of rain, then 2pm to 5.30 beautiful sunshine,hiya,
Howay Norman are you talking dirty, talking about your dongle,
now what on earth is a dongle, don’t bother I don’t wish to know.
thanks harry, long retired.
Dont worry to much about them I have 1 to mine is a mobile wifi on 3 works fine for me either in house or on the move
Harry I have told you before, it plugs in the side of your laptop and has a card in it like the phones, you have not got Alf & simon problem, or are your marbles losing their shape . 
Beautiful sunshine again, been in the park feeding the squirrels, they come and take the nuts out of my hand. Can see the sea from our room, it’s several shades of blue and it is very calm and the sun makes it glissen. 
Norman Ingram:
Harry I have told you before, it plugs in the side of your laptop and has a card in it like the phones,
Mine dosent [lug in as it is wifi just top up when need to buy device from shop with sim card turn on then turn on putter wait till it finds device link up ( bit like wireless home net ) go
animal:
Norman Ingram:
Harry I have told you before, it plugs in the side of your laptop and has a card in it like the phones,Mine dosent [lug in as it is wifi just top up when need to buy device from shop with sim card turn on then turn on putter wait till it finds device link up ( bit like wireless home net ) go
hiya,
I wish you “boffins” would stop trying to baffle me with science you
should know by now you can’t store nowt where there is nowt.
thanks harry, long retired.
I am with you I’m afraid Harry! My missus keeps on about getting an MP4 player and I can’t even understand her MP3 version! Very frustrating when I could rebuild a Gardner, Roller etc and something about three inches long with no moving parts gets the better of me, so all this talk of Dingles (aint they in Emmerdale? 
) Dongles and Dangles etc completley washes over me. Same with this compooter, it doesn’t realise how close it has been to getting chucked through the window!
Pete.
When our broadband was very slow here, we thought about a dongle to pull the signal in, but not enough signal for one to work here. Only does the same job as a router,pulls a signal in like a mobile phone, instead of coming through your phone line.
But you so called none technical blokes knew that.
Cheers Dave.