The Harry Gill Fan Club!

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
The training’s there Dave it’s the hearing that’s starting to go, I’ve
got to have all volumes turned down or I could come unstuck.
thanks harry, long retired.

Couldn’t you set some tripwire’s up Harry, wired up to a alarm clock that would forewarn you of the approach.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I try to steer clear of DIY Dave
thanks harry, long retired.

A lot of expense for you Harry, buy her some heavier shoe’s, something with hob nails in. You could hear her coming then.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Would that be cheaper than changing the locks Dave.
thanks harry, long retired.

And she would be worth more for scrap Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I wouldn’t swap her for a gold clock Dave, but if I was offered two she’d have to go
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
The training’s there Dave it’s the hearing that’s starting to go, I’ve
got to have all volumes turned down or I could come unstuck.
thanks harry, long retired.

Couldn’t you set some tripwire’s up Harry, wired up to a alarm clock that would forewarn you of the approach.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I try to steer clear of DIY Dave
thanks harry, long retired.

A lot of expense for you Harry, buy her some heavier shoe’s, something with hob nails in. You could hear her coming then.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Would that be cheaper than changing the locks Dave.
thanks harry, long retired.

And she would be worth more for scrap Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I wouldn’t swap her for a gold clock Dave, but if I was offered two she’d have to go
thanks harry, long retired.

I was looking at hunter pocket watches and half hunters Harry. Always fancied one of those, but decided not to buy either, as it would just be kept in a drawer along with a lot of other things I’ve bought over the years.
Back to the wife, would a Grandfather clock swing it ?
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
The training’s there Dave it’s the hearing that’s starting to go, I’ve
got to have all volumes turned down or I could come unstuck.
thanks harry, long retired.

Couldn’t you set some tripwire’s up Harry, wired up to a alarm clock that would forewarn you of the approach.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I try to steer clear of DIY Dave
thanks harry, long retired.

A lot of expense for you Harry, buy her some heavier shoe’s, something with hob nails in. You could hear her coming then.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Would that be cheaper than changing the locks Dave.
thanks harry, long retired.

And she would be worth more for scrap Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I wouldn’t swap her for a gold clock Dave, but if I was offered two she’d have to go
thanks harry, long retired.

I was looking at hunter pocket watches and half hunters Harry. Always fancied one of those, but decided not to buy either, as it would just be kept in a drawer along with a lot of other things I’ve bought over the years.
Back to the wife, would a Grandfather clock swing it ?
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Sorry Dave she’s worth her weight in gold and I’m sure she weighs more than
a grandfather clock but if the g/f clock was 22 carat gold you’re offer would
be given a good coat of looking at, (and if she reads this I’m brown bread).
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
The training’s there Dave it’s the hearing that’s starting to go, I’ve
got to have all volumes turned down or I could come unstuck.
thanks harry, long retired.

Couldn’t you set some tripwire’s up Harry, wired up to a alarm clock that would forewarn you of the approach.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I try to steer clear of DIY Dave
thanks harry, long retired.

A lot of expense for you Harry, buy her some heavier shoe’s, something with hob nails in. You could hear her coming then.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Would that be cheaper than changing the locks Dave.
thanks harry, long retired.

And she would be worth more for scrap Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I wouldn’t swap her for a gold clock Dave, but if I was offered two she’d have to go
thanks harry, long retired.

I was looking at hunter pocket watches and half hunters Harry. Always fancied one of those, but decided not to buy either, as it would just be kept in a drawer along with a lot of other things I’ve bought over the years.
Back to the wife, would a Grandfather clock swing it ?
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Sorry Dave she’s worth her weight in gold and I’m sure she weighs more than
a grandfather clock but if the g/f clock was 22 carat gold you’re offer would
be given a good coat of looking at, (and if she reads this I’m brown bread).
thanks harry, long retired.

Fair play Harry, you put a high value on her. I think if she reads your comments, you would be in her good books.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Dave I think the reference to her tonnage might just get me in her
bad books and sentence me to silent meals and thick ears.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave I think the reference to her tonnage might just get me in her
bad books and sentence me to silent meals and thick ears.
thanks harry, long retired.

Can’t remember you saying you were taking her over a weighbridge Harry, you should be safe.
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Dave, that Harry is a rare sort, wouldn’t sell his wife for a couple of knickers, but let her go for two gold tickers!

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
Dave, that Harry is a rare sort, wouldn’t sell his wife for a couple of knickers, but let her go for two gold tickers!

I think Harry is devoted to his wife Norm,… I should imagine she has peep at what he posts on here and has a laugh.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave, that Harry is a rare sort, wouldn’t sell his wife for a couple of knickers, but let her go for two gold tickers!

I think Harry is devoted to his wife Norm,… I should imagine she has peep at what he posts on here and has a laugh.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
In all truthfulness Jen never looks at the computer she has not one iota of
interest, she does have a Kindle thingy which she plays about on it was the
best thing I ever bought her but I haven’t a clue how that works so it does
work out well really, sort of a never the twain shall meet syndrome, I have
drawn the line of her taking it into the bedroom though beds are for having
a kip and I seem to recall I did used to do other things in there.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave, that Harry is a rare sort, wouldn’t sell his wife for a couple of knickers, but let her go for two gold tickers!

I think Harry is devoted to his wife Norm,… I should imagine she has peep at what he posts on here and has a laugh.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
In all truthfulness Jen never looks at the computer she has not one iota of
interest, she does have a Kindle thingy which she plays about on it was the
best thing I ever bought her but I haven’t a clue how that works so it does
work out well really, sort of a never the twain shall meet syndrome, I have
drawn the line of her taking it into the bedroom though beds are for having
a kip and I seem to recall I did used to do other things in there.
thanks harry, long retired.

I expect the bedroom was where you wrote your letters to Santa Harry.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave, that Harry is a rare sort, wouldn’t sell his wife for a couple of knickers, but let her go for two gold tickers!

I think Harry is devoted to his wife Norm,… I should imagine she has peep at what he posts on here and has a laugh.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
In all truthfulness Jen never looks at the computer she has not one iota of
interest, she does have a Kindle thingy which she plays about on it was the
best thing I ever bought her but I haven’t a clue how that works so it does
work out well really, sort of a never the twain shall meet syndrome, I have
drawn the line of her taking it into the bedroom though beds are for having
a kip and I seem to recall I did used to do other things in there.
thanks harry, long retired.

I expect the bedroom was where you wrote your letters to Santa Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dear Santa,
Please can I have a night out with Holly please.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Dave, that Harry is a rare sort, wouldn’t sell his wife for a couple of knickers, but let her go for two gold tickers!

I think Harry is devoted to his wife Norm,… I should imagine she has peep at what he posts on here and has a laugh.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
In all truthfulness Jen never looks at the computer she has not one iota of
interest, she does have a Kindle thingy which she plays about on it was the
best thing I ever bought her but I haven’t a clue how that works so it does
work out well really, sort of a never the twain shall meet syndrome, I have
drawn the line of her taking it into the bedroom though beds are for having
a kip and I seem to recall I did used to do other things in there.
thanks harry, long retired.

I expect the bedroom was where you wrote your letters to Santa Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dear Santa,
Please can I have a night out with Holly please.
thanks harry, long retired.

With or without the berries Harry ?
Cheers Dave.

[grumpy_old_man]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
The training’s there Dave it’s the hearing that’s starting to go, I’ve
got to have all volumes turned down or I could come unstuck.
thanks harry, long retired.

Couldn’t you set some tripwire’s up Harry, wired up to a alarm clock that would forewarn you of the approach.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I try to steer clear of DIY Dave
thanks harry, long retired.

A lot of expense for you Harry, buy her some heavier shoe’s, something with hob nails in. You could hear her coming then.
Cheers Dave.

BUY■■? Buy■■? no, no, no, oop 'ere they buy their own boots.

Treat em mean, keep em keen.

[rigsby]

i wish i had been brought up the yorkshire way , my domestic has more bloody shoes than Imelda Marcos , and she only ever wears the same old pair . i guess i’m just too soft with her . cheers , dave

[animal]

rigsby:
i wish i had been brought up the yorkshire way , my domestic has more bloody shoes than Imelda Marcos , and she only ever wears the same old pair . i guess i’m just too soft with her . cheers , dave

2 pair trainers
1 pair work boots
1 pair steel toe caps
1 dress pair boots
1 dress pair shoes
1 pair ice hockey boots

dont need any more than that

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:

rigsby:
i wish i had been brought up the yorkshire way , my domestic has more bloody shoes than Imelda Marcos , and she only ever wears the same old pair . i guess i’m just too soft with her . cheers , dave

2 pair trainers
1 pair work boots
1 pair steel toe caps
1 dress pair boots
1 dress pair shoes
1 pair ice hockey boots

dont need any more than that

No slippers ?

[rigsby]

two pair of trainers dave , one for going out and one for the house . when the going out pair wear out , she’ll have a new indoor pair and use the others for outdoors . canny lasses up in the north east . cheers , dave

[dave_the_renegade]

rigsby:
two pair of trainers dave , one for going out and one for the house . when the going out pair wear out , she’ll have a new indoor pair and use the others for outdoors . canny lasses up in the north east . cheers , dave

Ang can’t be the stereotyped woman Dave very few pairs of shoes. Perhaps she is like Sandie Shaw, prefers barefoot.
Cheers Dave.

[animal]

Defo beare feet in the house only thing for it better for your feet

[dave_the_renegade]

animal:
Defo beare feet in the house only thing for it better for your feet

As long as you don’t step on a drawing pin etc.
Cheers Dave.