Lads one thing about motor-bikes, you could always get a young lass to put her thighs around you, 
and I am sure when I picked up speed the girls would hold on so tight that when I got off the bike, 
it seemed I had two indentations in my back! 
Norman Ingram:
Lads one thing about motor-bikes, you could always get a young lass to put her thighs around you,
hiya,
Norm if I got a young lady as a pillion passenger she didn’t get too much of a trip
before I was stopped in a field pressing daisies.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Lads one thing about motor-bikes, you could always get a young lass to put her thighs around you,hiya,
Norm if I got a young lady as a pillion passenger she didn’t get too much of a trip
before I was stopped in a field pressing daisies.
thanks harry, long retired.
I expect you turned the petrol off Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Lads one thing about motor-bikes, you could always get a young lass to put her thighs around you,hiya,
Norm if I got a young lady as a pillion passenger she didn’t get too much of a trip
before I was stopped in a field pressing daisies.
thanks harry, long retired.I expect you turned the petrol off Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Yes Dave petrol turned off and so will she be when I ask her for a donation for the amount
used for the trip out, you got to treat em’ mean, it’s supposed to keep em’ keen. 
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Lads one thing about motor-bikes, you could always get a young lass to put her thighs around you,hiya,
Norm if I got a young lady as a pillion passenger she didn’t get too much of a trip
before I was stopped in a field pressing daisies.
thanks harry, long retired.I expect you turned the petrol off Harry.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Yes Dave petrol turned off and so will she be when I ask her for a donation for the amount
used for the trip out, you got to treat em’ mean, it’s supposed to keep em’ keen.
thanks harry, long retired.
I don’t think that applies anymore Harry, treat them mean and they slope off with someone
who will splash the cash.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Lads one thing about motor-bikes, you could always get a young lass to put her thighs around you,hiya,
Norm if I got a young lady as a pillion passenger she didn’t get too much of a trip
before I was stopped in a field pressing daisies.
thanks harry, long retired.I expect you turned the petrol off Harry.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Yes Dave petrol turned off and so will she be when I ask her for a donation for the amount
used for the trip out, you got to treat em’ mean, it’s supposed to keep em’ keen.
thanks harry, long retired.I don’t think that applies anymore Harry, treat them mean and they slope off with someone
who will splash the cash.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
That’s another bit of good advice to stow away Dave, if I just follow your advice the Missus
will do a runner with a wealthy fellah’, but if she hasn’t left my dinner on the table there’ll
be war, oh’ and arranged a housekeeper and meals on wheels, she’s not getting away lightly.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Lads one thing about motor-bikes, you could always get a young lass to put her thighs around you,hiya,
Norm if I got a young lady as a pillion passenger she didn’t get too much of a trip
before I was stopped in a field pressing daisies.
thanks harry, long retired.I expect you turned the petrol off Harry.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Yes Dave petrol turned off and so will she be when I ask her for a donation for the amount
used for the trip out, you got to treat em’ mean, it’s supposed to keep em’ keen.
thanks harry, long retired.I don’t think that applies anymore Harry, treat them mean and they slope off with someone
who will splash the cash.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
That’s another bit of good advice to stow away Dave, if I just follow your advice the Missus
will do a runner with a wealthy fellah’, but if she hasn’t left my dinner on the table there’ll
be war, oh’ and arranged a housekeeper and meals on wheels, she’s not getting away lightly.
thanks harry, long retired.
She will probably arrange for some red cross food parcels to be dropped in for you Harry. The drone of those Hercules going over could be annoying.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Yes Dave she more than likely will arrange a flyover of the Hercules
But it would be bombs in the cargo hold and not aid parcels.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Yes Dave she more than likely will arrange a flyover of the Hercules
But it would be bombs in the cargo hold and not aid parcels.
thanks harry, long retired.
I think they would use something a bit more potent, if they were going to take you Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Had a grand trip on the train, booked in the castle tavern at 13.45, ahh let the train take the strain, our friends went by car and left Northampton at 2.30 pm and only got to middleton manor at 9.00pm. My wife said you was right dear to go by train, I am always right, I married you! putty in my hands. 
Hi Norman I like your style, Whats your secret, Ive been married for 57 years now so come on spill the beans, Im sure old Harry would like to know too, Regards Larry.
Well, Norman Ingram, after 53 years living with the same woman, my wife has never…NEVER y’hear, called me “dear”. If she did I’d stop her rations because, as us old hands know, when they start chirping like that they’re after something.
hiya,
Larry we are going to have to be a bit careful here with all this free advice we
are receiving from foreign parts we could be being led into a feeling of false
security, I still think keeping them well cuddled and shabbily dressed is the way
forward, but me being only a novice with 40 odd years of wedded bliss under
my belt I do tend to be easily led by you fellah’s with 50 plus years experience.
thanks harry, long retired.
Zero years married this way, but no problem with my lady.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Zero years married this way, but no problem with my lady.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
So that’s the secret then Dave, don’t gift them a ring,
here I am aged 77 and still learning. One day I might
get it right.
thanks harry, long retired
Harry my man, Don’t be shy, You allways got it right, Your choice of Malts proves that, You are a winner every time Eh, Regards Larry.Im just relaxing myself at this moment in time, & Having a night cap of you know what,Before Im told to go to bed , Because the drinks cabinet is closed. Oh Dear what have I done to be treated like this I wonder.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry my man, Don’t be shy, You allways got it right, Your choice of Malts proves that, You are a winner every time Eh, Regards Larry.Im just relaxing myself at this moment in time, & Having a night cap of you know what,Before Im told to go to bed , Because the drinks cabinet is closed. Oh Dear what have I done to be treated like this I wonder.
hiya,
A little while ago my wife told me, when I was en-route to the drinks trolley in her
own way, I think you’ve had enough for one evening, she wasn’t best pleased when
I told her how can I have had enough I can still walk, I’ll never understand women.
thanks harry, long retired.
That’s easy Harry, when you are en-route and she starts chirping the “advice”, give her a slow glare of disapproval…and continue your journey to the trolley. You don’t have to say a word. 
grumpy old man:
That’s easy Harry, when you are en-route and she starts chirping the “advice”, give her a slow glare of disapproval…and continue your journey to the trolley. You don’t have to say a word.
hiya,
I must thank Mr Renegade for starting this fan club thingy I’ve learned more
from it than I could ever have from listening to other people, a la word of
mouth, thank you everybody my life has been turned around, skipper of my
own ship so to speak and scourge of womenfolk everywhere, and thank you
G O M the “glaring” did work as did her slap to my left lughole, ouch.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Zero years married this way, but no problem with my lady.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
So that’s the secret then Dave, don’t gift them a ring,
here I am aged 77 and still learning. One day I might
get it right.
thanks harry, long retired
She has got an engagement ring Harry, and has had it
several years, and that is all the commitment I shall be
making.
Cheers Dave.