The chimneys in those tower blocks would take a bit of sweeping Harry.
The sweep would need plenty of rods on the brush.
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Brian, wrap her a butty in a road map and tell “on yer bike” and don’t return
until you’ve got yourself a job, she should be ashamed of herself reducing you
to drinking the “blends” instead of a decent single malt, you’re losing your grip
man I thought us burned out old wagon drivers was made out of sterner stuff.
thanks harry, long retired.
I’m sorry, I’ll try to do better but the poor old soul hasn’t been 100% lately, AND she had to get a pair of new turbo’s fitted to her hearing aids.
I’ll get her fit and ready for owt. (well, not THAT at her age but nearly owt. 
)
A little trip to Calais next week so hopefully Mr. PO Ferries will have a few decent malts on special offer.
grumpy old man:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Brian, wrap her a butty in a road map and tell “on yer bike” and don’t return
until you’ve got yourself a job, she should be ashamed of herself reducing you
to drinking the “blends” instead of a decent single malt, you’re losing your grip
man I thought us burned out old wagon drivers was made out of sterner stuff.
thanks harry, long retired.I’m sorry, I’ll try to do better but the poor old soul hasn’t been 100% lately, AND she had to get a pair of new turbo’s fitted to her hearing aids.
I’ll get her fit and ready for owt. (well, not THAT at her age but nearly owt.
A little trip to Calais next week so hopefully Mr. PO Ferries will have a few decent malts on special offer.
hiya,
My daughter asked me what I want for my coming birthday, I told her a nice
bottle of single malt, “says she” I’m not buying you whisky Father (she calls me
that when she’s annoyed) I’ll put some money in your card another way of saying,
go to the shop yourself you lazy old git and get yourself a bottle, because that’s
how I will invest any money received, that’s if “her who must be obeyed” doesn’t
get her bread hooks on it first and buy me some socks with it.
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry, Are you going to the next Labour Club getogether on the 15th June ?, Regards Larry.
harry_gill:
grumpy old man:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Brian, wrap her a butty in a road map and tell “on yer bike” and don’t return
until you’ve got yourself a job, she should be ashamed of herself reducing you
to drinking the “blends” instead of a decent single malt, you’re losing your grip
man I thought us burned out old wagon drivers was made out of sterner stuff.
thanks harry, long retired.I’m sorry, I’ll try to do better but the poor old soul hasn’t been 100% lately, AND she had to get a pair of new turbo’s fitted to her hearing aids.
I’ll get her fit and ready for owt. (well, not THAT at her age but nearly owt.
A little trip to Calais next week so hopefully Mr. PO Ferries will have a few decent malts on special offer.hiya,
My daughter asked me what I want for my coming birthday, I told her a nice
bottle of single malt, “says she” I’m not buying you whisky Father (she calls me
that when she’s annoyed) I’ll put some money in your card another way of saying,
go to the shop yourself you lazy old git and get yourself a bottle, because that’s
how I will invest any money received, that’s if “her who must be obeyed” doesn’t
get her bread hooks on it first and buy me some socks with it.
thanks harry, long retired.
Tell her that you don’t need socks Harry. Possibly be a heatwave on the way and you need the empty malt bottles to store water in ready for the drought.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
grumpy old man:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Brian, wrap her a butty in a road map and tell “on yer bike” and don’t return
until you’ve got yourself a job, she should be ashamed of herself reducing you
to drinking the “blends” instead of a decent single malt, you’re losing your grip
man I thought us burned out old wagon drivers was made out of sterner stuff.
thanks harry, long retired.I’m sorry, I’ll try to do better but the poor old soul hasn’t been 100% lately, AND she had to get a pair of new turbo’s fitted to her hearing aids.
I’ll get her fit and ready for owt. (well, not THAT at her age but nearly owt.
A little trip to Calais next week so hopefully Mr. PO Ferries will have a few decent malts on special offer.hiya,
My daughter asked me what I want for my coming birthday, I told her a nice
bottle of single malt, “says she” I’m not buying you whisky Father (she calls me
that when she’s annoyed) I’ll put some money in your card another way of saying,
go to the shop yourself you lazy old git and get yourself a bottle, because that’s
how I will invest any money received, that’s if “her who must be obeyed” doesn’t
get her bread hooks on it first and buy me some socks with it.
thanks harry, long retired.Tell her that you don’t need socks Harry. Possibly be a heatwave on the way and you need the empty malt bottles to store water in ready for the drought.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Tried that Dave, she said she’ll solve all my water storage problems she’s going
to buy me a bucket next time she’s passing Poundland.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
grumpy old man:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Brian, wrap her a butty in a road map and tell “on yer bike” and don’t return
until you’ve got yourself a job, she should be ashamed of herself reducing you
to drinking the “blends” instead of a decent single malt, you’re losing your grip
man I thought us burned out old wagon drivers was made out of sterner stuff.
thanks harry, long retired.I’m sorry, I’ll try to do better but the poor old soul hasn’t been 100% lately, AND she had to get a pair of new turbo’s fitted to her hearing aids.
I’ll get her fit and ready for owt. (well, not THAT at her age but nearly owt.
A little trip to Calais next week so hopefully Mr. PO Ferries will have a few decent malts on special offer.hiya,
My daughter asked me what I want for my coming birthday, I told her a nice
bottle of single malt, “says she” I’m not buying you whisky Father (she calls me
that when she’s annoyed) I’ll put some money in your card another way of saying,
go to the shop yourself you lazy old git and get yourself a bottle, because that’s
how I will invest any money received, that’s if “her who must be obeyed” doesn’t
get her bread hooks on it first and buy me some socks with it.
thanks harry, long retired.Tell her that you don’t need socks Harry. Possibly be a heatwave on the way and you need the empty malt bottles to store water in ready for the drought.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Tried that Dave, she said she’ll solve all my water storage problems she’s going
to buy me a bucket next time she’s passing Poundland.
thanks harry, long retired.
Tell her it will be more hygienic to keep it in bottles with a top on, than a bucket Harry.
Cheers Dave.
The only water that Harry can consume with enjoyment has to be from Scotland & Malt flavoured, So he can enjoy the pleasure of it, He needs this sort of stuff to keep him going, Just like me, Regards Larry.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
grumpy old man:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Brian, wrap her a butty in a road map and tell “on yer bike” and don’t return
until you’ve got yourself a job, she should be ashamed of herself reducing you
to drinking the “blends” instead of a decent single malt, you’re losing your grip
man I thought us burned out old wagon drivers was made out of sterner stuff.
thanks harry, long retired.I’m sorry, I’ll try to do better but the poor old soul hasn’t been 100% lately, AND she had to get a pair of new turbo’s fitted to her hearing aids.
I’ll get her fit and ready for owt. (well, not THAT at her age but nearly owt.
A little trip to Calais next week so hopefully Mr. PO Ferries will have a few decent malts on special offer.hiya,
My daughter asked me what I want for my coming birthday, I told her a nice
bottle of single malt, “says she” I’m not buying you whisky Father (she calls me
that when she’s annoyed) I’ll put some money in your card another way of saying,
go to the shop yourself you lazy old git and get yourself a bottle, because that’s
how I will invest any money received, that’s if “her who must be obeyed” doesn’t
get her bread hooks on it first and buy me some socks with it.
thanks harry, long retired.Tell her that you don’t need socks Harry. Possibly be a heatwave on the way and you need the empty malt bottles to store water in ready for the drought.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Tried that Dave, she said she’ll solve all my water storage problems she’s going
to buy me a bucket next time she’s passing Poundland.
thanks harry, long retired.Tell her it will be more hygienic to keep it in bottles with a top on, than a bucket Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave I take it you’ve tried TELLING a woman something at some point,
I’ts always them telling you something,and us doing the listening.
thanks harry long retired
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
grumpy old man:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Brian, wrap her a butty in a road map and tell “on yer bike” and don’t return
until you’ve got yourself a job, she should be ashamed of herself reducing you
to drinking the “blends” instead of a decent single malt, you’re losing your grip
man I thought us burned out old wagon drivers was made out of sterner stuff.
thanks harry, long retired.I’m sorry, I’ll try to do better but the poor old soul hasn’t been 100% lately, AND she had to get a pair of new turbo’s fitted to her hearing aids.
I’ll get her fit and ready for owt. (well, not THAT at her age but nearly owt.
A little trip to Calais next week so hopefully Mr. PO Ferries will have a few decent malts on special offer.hiya,
My daughter asked me what I want for my coming birthday, I told her a nice
bottle of single malt, “says she” I’m not buying you whisky Father (she calls me
that when she’s annoyed) I’ll put some money in your card another way of saying,
go to the shop yourself you lazy old git and get yourself a bottle, because that’s
how I will invest any money received, that’s if “her who must be obeyed” doesn’t
get her bread hooks on it first and buy me some socks with it.
thanks harry, long retired.Tell her that you don’t need socks Harry. Possibly be a heatwave on the way and you need the empty malt bottles to store water in ready for the drought.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Tried that Dave, she said she’ll solve all my water storage problems she’s going
to buy me a bucket next time she’s passing Poundland.
thanks harry, long retired.Tell her it will be more hygienic to keep it in bottles with a top on, than a bucket Harry.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave I take it you’ve tried TELLING a woman something at some point,
I’ts always them telling you something,and us doing the listening.
thanks harry long retired
Never Harry, the trick is make them think it was their idea.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave another trick is let them think your listening then say “yes dear”.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave another trick is let them think your listening then say “yes dear”.
thanks harry, long retired.
Bang on there Harry, at all times them think you are listening even when your thoughts are miles away.
Cheers Dave.
There are times when you just want to give up with these wimmin, slight “domestic issue” last evening and I’ve come to the conclusion there is something very wrong with mine. 53 years we’ve been married and I still can’t understand her logic. 
grumpy old man:
hiya,
Brian just think the next 53 years will be exactly the same, but at least there’ll be no
surprises and by now you’ll be seasoned to it, I’ve only got 40 and a bit years under my
belt so it’s nice to know there’s far more experienced people on hand to seek advice
from should I run out of ideas on how to save my neck if an emergency situation ever
rears it’s head, I am however guaranteed a stressful day today it’s my birthday I’m 77
and it’s the only day of the year when I’m only given light duties and freedom of speech.
thanks harry, long retired.
grumpy old man:
You will have to have her remapped Brian. Take her round to a lorry dealer, they will chip her up on the computer.
Cheers Dave.
Happy Birthday Harry.
Dave the Renegade:
Happy Birthday Harry.
hiya,
Thanks for the thought Dave.
thanks harry, long retired.
Still 29, H?
Retired Old ■■■■:
Still 29, H?
hiya,
Wouldn’t mind feeling a 29 year old Brian.
thanks harry, long retired.
My mind’s just slipped into overdrive, H!