Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Lads I have to be careful, 
my daughter got my wife a package of things to help her , includes a grabber, so I have to stand away from her when I say anything near the knuckle, she might grab something she has not been near for years. 
hiya,
Being interfered with by a mechanical aid might just be a very exciting experience,
and Norm you may even GROW to enjoy it, go on push your luck.
thanks harry, long retired.
There could be a secateurs in the package,so watch out.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Secateurs sound painful Dave but there could be a Ken Dodd tickling stick
in the package, now that could be a source of fun. “How tickled I am”
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Lads I have to be careful, my daughter got my wife a package of things to help her , includes a grabber, so I have to stand away from her when I say anything near the knuckle, she might grab something she has not been near for years.
hiya,
Being interfered with by a mechanical aid might just be a very exciting experience,
and Norm you may even GROW to enjoy it, go on push your luck.
thanks harry, long retired.
There could be a secateurs in the package,so watch out.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Secateurs sound painful Dave but there could be a Ken Dodd tickling stick
in the package, now that could be a source of fun. “How tickled I am”
thanks harry, long retired.
I was thinking of Norm not you Harry,you know how he likes to chat these women members up. 
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Lads I have to be careful, my daughter got my wife a package of things to help her , includes a grabber, so I have to stand away from her when I say anything near the knuckle, she might grab something she has not been near for years.
hiya,
Being interfered with by a mechanical aid might just be a very exciting experience,
and Norm you may even GROW to enjoy it, go on push your luck.
thanks harry, long retired.
There could be a secateurs in the package,so watch out.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Secateurs sound painful Dave but there could be a Ken Dodd tickling stick
in the package, now that could be a source of fun. “How tickled I am”
thanks harry, long retired.
I was thinking of Norm not you Harry,you know how he likes to chat these women members up.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, Norm’s missus being of Irish descent might just use a sheleligh (spelling) to keep
the old retrobate in check.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Lads I have to be careful, my daughter got my wife a package of things to help her , includes a grabber, so I have to stand away from her when I say anything near the knuckle, she might grab something she has not been near for years.
hiya,
Being interfered with by a mechanical aid might just be a very exciting experience,
and Norm you may even GROW to enjoy it, go on push your luck.
thanks harry, long retired.
There could be a secateurs in the package,so watch out.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Secateurs sound painful Dave but there could be a Ken Dodd tickling stick
in the package, now that could be a source of fun. “How tickled I am”
thanks harry, long retired.
I was thinking of Norm not you Harry,you know how he likes to chat these women members up.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, Norm’s missus being of Irish descent might just use a shillelagh (spelling) to keep
the old retrobate in check.
thanks harry, long retired.
You must have frightened Norm into his greenhouse Harry.She’s not going to attack him in there and risk breaking the glass.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Lads I have to be careful, my daughter got my wife a package of things to help her , includes a grabber, so I have to stand away from her when I say anything near the knuckle, she might grab something she has not been near for years.
hiya,
Being interfered with by a mechanical aid might just be a very exciting experience,
and Norm you may even GROW to enjoy it, go on push your luck.
thanks harry, long retired.
There could be a secateurs in the package,so watch out.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Secateurs sound painful Dave but there could be a Ken Dodd tickling stick
in the package, now that could be a source of fun. “How tickled I am”
thanks harry, long retired.
I was thinking of Norm not you Harry,you know how he likes to chat these women members up.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, Norm’s missus being of Irish descent might just use a shillelagh (spelling) to keep
the old retrobate in check.
thanks harry, long retired.
You must have frightened Norm into his greenhouse Harry.She’s not going to attack him in there and risk breaking the glass.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, He’ll be like a lonely little petunia in an onion patch.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Lads I have to be careful, my daughter got my wife a package of things to help her , includes a grabber, so I have to stand away from her when I say anything near the knuckle, she might grab something she has not been near for years.
hiya,
Being interfered with by a mechanical aid might just be a very exciting experience,
and Norm you may even GROW to enjoy it, go on push your luck.
thanks harry, long retired.
There could be a secateurs in the package,so watch out.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Secateurs sound painful Dave but there could be a Ken Dodd tickling stick
in the package, now that could be a source of fun. “How tickled I am”
thanks harry, long retired.
I was thinking of Norm not you Harry,you know how he likes to chat these women members up.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, Norm’s missus being of Irish descent might just use a shillelagh (spelling) to keep
the old retrobate in check.
thanks harry, long retired.
You must have frightened Norm into his greenhouse Harry.She’s not going to attack him in there and risk breaking the glass.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, He’ll be like a lonely little petunia in an onion patch.
thanks harry, long retired.
A bit of a job for him to hide then Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I’ll dare bet Old Norm knows the song word perfect it might be in his cabaret act.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
I’ll dare bet Old Norm knows the song word perfect it might be in his cabaret act.
thanks harry, long retired.
He will be touring the East coast resorts with his act,now the sun is shining Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
I’ll dare bet Old Norm knows the song word perfect it might be in his cabaret act.
thanks harry, long retired.
He will be touring the East coast resorts with his act,now the sun is shining Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, I think with the Colleen not being in full circulation just yet
Our Norm will have his wings clipped a bit so no doubt his cabaret
act will have to wait a while, and he is blacklisted on some parts of
the South Coast for failing to turn up when booked.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
I’ll dare bet Old Norm knows the song word perfect it might be in his cabaret act.
thanks harry, long retired.
He will be touring the East coast resorts with his act,now the sun is shining Harry.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, I think with the Colleen not being in full circulation just yet
Our Norm will have his wings clipped a bit so no doubt his cabaret
act will have to wait a while, and he is blacklisted on some parts of
the South Coast for failing to turn up when booked.
thanks harry, long retired.
Yeah forgot about that Harry.Where was he run out of town…Bournemouth was it ?
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave I think it was Brighton, something to do with getting five tons of sand
delivered then not making the scene, leaving his ex-agent to barrow it back
to the beach, if he goes near there now he has to go in disguise.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave I think it was Brighton, something to do with getting five tons of sand
delivered then not making the scene, leaving his ex-agent to barrow it back
to the beach, if he goes near there now he has to go in disguise.
thanks harry, long retired.
Oh dear poor old Norm,not the most friendly place Brighton.I got a parking ticket there last year,did get away with it after appeal.
Wouldn’t want to drop anything on the pavement there.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave I think it was Brighton, something to do with getting five tons of sand
delivered then not making the scene, leaving his ex-agent to barrow it back
to the beach, if he goes near there now he has to go in disguise.
thanks harry, long retired.
Oh dear poor old Norm,not the most friendly place Brighton.I got a parking ticket there last year,did get away with it after appeal.
Wouldn’t want to drop anything on the pavement there.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Brighton !!! wouldn’t dare bend down to pick anything up.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave I think it was Brighton, something to do with getting five tons of sand
delivered then not making the scene, leaving his ex-agent to barrow it back
to the beach, if he goes near there now he has to go in disguise.
thanks harry, long retired.
Oh dear poor old Norm,not the most friendly place Brighton.I got a parking ticket there last year,did get away with it after appeal.
Wouldn’t want to drop anything on the pavement there.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Brighton !!! wouldn’t dare bend down to pick anything up.
thanks harry, long retired.
You would have to kick it all the way to Chichester Harry,then you would have to be careful.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave I think it was Brighton, something to do with getting five tons of sand
delivered then not making the scene, leaving his ex-agent to barrow it back
to the beach, if he goes near there now he has to go in disguise.
thanks harry, long retired.
Oh dear poor old Norm,not the most friendly place Brighton.I got a parking ticket there last year,did get away with it after appeal.
Wouldn’t want to drop anything on the pavement there.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Brighton !!! wouldn’t dare bend down to pick anything up.
thanks harry, long retired.
You would have to kick it all the way to Chichester Harry,then you would have to be careful.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Or borrow Norman’s wife’s grabber, may pay to buy your own.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave I think it was Brighton, something to do with getting five tons of sand
delivered then not making the scene, leaving his ex-agent to barrow it back
to the beach, if he goes near there now he has to go in disguise.
thanks harry, long retired.
Oh dear poor old Norm,not the most friendly place Brighton.I got a parking ticket there last year,did get away with it after appeal.
Wouldn’t want to drop anything on the pavement there.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Brighton !!! wouldn’t dare bend down to pick anything up.
thanks harry, long retired.
You would have to kick it all the way to Chichester Harry,then you would have to be careful.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Or borrow Norman’s wife’s grabber, may pay to buy your own.
thanks harry, long retired.
I would do the Vinnie Jones type of grabbing Harry AKA Gazza style.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave I think it was Brighton, something to do with getting five tons of sand
delivered then not making the scene, leaving his ex-agent to barrow it back
to the beach, if he goes near there now he has to go in disguise.
thanks harry, long retired.
Oh dear poor old Norm,not the most friendly place Brighton.I got a parking ticket there last year,did get away with it after appeal.
Wouldn’t want to drop anything on the pavement there.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Brighton !!! wouldn’t dare bend down to pick anything up.
thanks harry, long retired.
You would have to kick it all the way to Chichester Harry,then you would have to be careful.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Or borrow Norman’s wife’s grabber, may pay to buy your own.
thanks harry, long retired.
I would do the Vinnie Jones type of grabbing Harry AKA Gazza style.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
It’s been a long time since I was down that neck of the woods and have no plans
to visit in the near future and if I do I’ll practice the Vinnie grip before going.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave I think it was Brighton, something to do with getting five tons of sand
delivered then not making the scene, leaving his ex-agent to barrow it back
to the beach, if he goes near there now he has to go in disguise.
thanks harry, long retired.
Oh dear poor old Norm,not the most friendly place Brighton.I got a parking ticket there last year,did get away with it after appeal.
Wouldn’t want to drop anything on the pavement there.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Brighton !!! wouldn’t dare bend down to pick anything up.
thanks harry, long retired.
You would have to kick it all the way to Chichester Harry,then you would have to be careful.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Or borrow Norman’s wife’s grabber, may pay to buy your own.
thanks harry, long retired.
I would do the Vinnie Jones type of grabbing Harry AKA Gazza style.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
It’s been a long time since I was down that neck of the woods and have no plans
to visit in the near future and if I do I’ll practice the Vinnie grip before going.
thanks harry, long retired.
My youngest Sister and family lived down that way for nearly 30 years,but now live back in Carmarthenshire,so I doubt I shall go there again.
Have got a holiday in Kent in a few months time.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Overnighted there back in the late 60s they get rid of their dead by standing
them in boozers and bus shelters. The only person who spoke to me was the
landlady when she told me how much the digs was going to be.
thanks harry, long retired.