by gum brian , i would go upstairs like a rat up a drainpipe but i don’t know if i would get back down again , what a way to go !
grumpy old man:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Had a couple of major services had my lamp oil checked “headlamps OK” and had
a check-up at my GPs and given my three monthly shot of “Red-ex” a vitamin B12
injection, seemingly the Americans pay a fortune for this, but got to admit mine
must be watered down cos’ I don’t feel any different, the doc reckons I should be
able to leap over walls after it’s been admiistered, but I can barely get upstairs.
thanks harry, long retired.You wouldn’t be moaning about getting upstairs if my avatar nurse was waiting for you.
hiya,
If your nurse set off up my stairs I’d pass her halfway just to see her
“jiggly bits” traverse the remainder of the staircase.
thanks harry, long retired.
Brians avatar nurse has got the blood pressure rising on this thread.Can’t say no more than that.I might get kicked off the site. 
Cheers Dave.
Dave been near the knuckle a couple of times, but you are still going strong! 
Harry Ive just opened a bottle of Jura, A single malt called Superstition, An odd name for a Malt I thought, but what the hell Im not a superstisious person, so Im enjoying it , A very smokey peaty flavour, And its going down a treat, So I may be superstious in the morning, I dont think so because I will be going for another bottle when ive supped this one Eh, , Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry Ive just opened a bottle of Jura, A single malt called Superstition, An odd name for a Malt I thought, but what the hell Im not a superstisious person, so Im enjoying it , A very smokey peaty flavour, And its going down a treat, So I may be superstious in the morning, I dont think so because I will be going for another bottle when ive supped this one Eh, , Regards Larry.
hiya,
Larry I’ve got to wait a little while until the “tablets” go through my system,
just finished a bottle of McAllan and broke the seal on one of my Christmas
prezzies a bottle of you’re favourite tipple, Glemorangie I’ll wait half an hour
then I’ll have a couple before bedtime.
thanks harry, long retired.
you’re very lucky harry , the medication i’m on at the minute means absolutely no alcohol . i asked the doctor if it would be ok to have a drink occasionally , but he said it would probably be the last thing i would do . on the bright side , one of my tablets is known as the poor mans ■■■■■■ , i wonder if they do one for women ? , cheers , dave
rigsby:
you’re very lucky harry , the medication i’m on at the minute means absolutely no alcohol . i asked the doctor if it would be ok to have a drink occasionally , but he said it would probably be the last thing i would do . on the bright side , one of my tablets is known as the poor mans ■■■■■■ , i wonder if they do one for women ? ,Hiya Dave …the answer is YES… a pal of mine was selling it.
John
3300John:
rigsby:
you’re very lucky harry , the medication i’m on at the minute means absolutely no alcohol . i asked the doctor if it would be ok to have a drink occasionally , but he said it would probably be the last thing i would do . on the bright side , one of my tablets is known as the poor mans ■■■■■■ , i wonder if they do one for women ? ,Hiya Dave …the answer is YES… a pal of mine was selling it.
John
It’s called an acrow prop,directions for use place between the knees.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
3300John:
rigsby:
you’re very lucky harry , the medication i’m on at the minute means absolutely no alcohol . i asked the doctor if it would be ok to have a drink occasionally , but he said it would probably be the last thing i would do . on the bright side , one of my tablets is known as the poor mans ■■■■■■ , i wonder if they do one for women ? ,Hiya Dave …the answer is YES… a pal of mine was selling it.
JohnIt’s called an acrow prop,directions for use place between the knees.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Where can I get one 
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry take my advice & stick to your Malts it will do you far more good than an Acrow Prop, Anyway you dont know where the prop has been & whos legs its been between, Oh dear, Oh dear, Just have a double & enjoy it, & think about the good old days, & of course the future Eh, Take care & drink our health, Like Im doing right now with a Speyside 12 year old, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry take my advice & stick to your Malts it will do you far more good than an Acrow Prop, Anyway you dont know where the prop has been & whos legs its been between, Oh dear, Oh dear, Just have a double & enjoy it, & think about the good old days, & of course the future Eh, Take care & drink our health, Like Im doing right now with a Speyside 12 year old, Regards Larry.
hiya,
I am in league with you tonight Larry took the pills a bit earlier than I should so I
too am enjoying a rather large glass of Glenmorangie and can maybe get another
one in while “her” backs turned, she’s either fitted with rear view mirrors or eyes
in the back of her head, Larry I’ve already dismissed the idea of the Acrow I doubt
I could lift one now, and if I got it in position I’d need to study the “manual” to see
how to go on then my glasses might get steamed up.
thanks harry, long retired.
Don’t do it Harry it might see you off, 
we still want to read your cryptic remarks, stick to your malt whisky! 
You should start up a counselling service for ex lorry drivers Norm.I have suggested this before.I think you are the very man for the job !
Cheers Dave.
If I did Dave, I might get all of you in trouble with my wicked humour.
Give it a try Norm.I don’t think to many of us worry about trouble these days.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
If I did Dave,
hiya,
I don’t think you could get me into trouble Norm my “old lady” would
die laughing, that would get me into debt though, with the funeral
bill, my wife doesn’t believe I could do anything wrong, believe me.
thanks harry, long retired.
What drugs do you keep her on.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
If I did Dave,hiya,
I don’t think you could get me into trouble Norm my “old lady” would
die laughing, that would get me into debt though, with the funeral
bill, my wife doesn’t believe I could do anything wrong, believe me.
thanks harry, long retired.
Wrinkly:
What drugs do you keep her on.harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
If I did Dave,hiya,
I don’t think you could get me into trouble Norm my “old lady” would
die laughing, that would get me into debt though, with the funeral
bill, my wife doesn’t believe I could do anything wrong, believe me.
thanks harry, long retired.
He keeps her on laughing gas Wrinkly,like he does with the rest of us on these threads.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Wrinkly:
What drugs do you keep her on.harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
If I did Dave,hiya,
I don’t think you could get me into trouble Norm my “old lady” would
die laughing, that would get me into debt though, with the funeral
bill, my wife doesn’t believe I could do anything wrong, believe me.
thanks harry, long retired.He keeps her on laughing gas Wrinkly,like he does with the rest of us on these threads.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Just told her a very “mucky” joke Dave, that didn’t go down very well
she’s just clouted me round the lughole and stormed off to bed, looks
like I’ll be in the spare room tonight. Hope she’s turned the blanket on.
thanks harry, long retired