being useless for owt else , i have elected myself as the fan club welfare officer . i am becoming concerned at the lateness of your posts harry . a man of your advancing years should be tucked up in bed by half past ten you know . i really think nursey ( mrs g ) needs to be more firm with you .
rigsby:
being useless for owt else , i have elected myself as the fan club welfare officer . i am becoming concerned at the lateness of your posts harry . a man of your advancing years should be tucked up in bed by half past ten you know . i really think nursey ( mrs g ) needs to be more firm with you .
Hiya,
I think GOM’s Sandie might just be the tonic I need to get me up the wooden hill
I reckon she could tice me into the land of nod in no time at al although I’m not
so sure about that, who’d want to go to sleep, and would my current sleeping
partner be happy designated to the spare bedroom, it wouldn’t be quite as easy
to convince her that she’s getting beyond her sell-by date, no I think I’ll leave it
as it is at least my “Old Girl” gets the “pit” nice and warm for whenever I decide
decide to retire.
thanks harry, long retired.
I reckon that Harry is sleepwalking Dave, he keeps strange hours that’s for sure! I rarely turn in before 12.30 am but he beats me hands down in the nocturnal stakes. It will be those malts keeping him awake, I told him before “Take some Horlicks or Bournvita before retiring” but of course I got shouted down. 
Much cheaper than malt whiskey as well, he will be able to treat Mrs Gill with the money he saves, that will get him brownie points and then she may just suggest them BOTH having an early night. He will sleep soundly then, that’s for sure! Win win all round, go on, you know it makes sense. 
Pete.
windrush:
I reckon that Harry is sleepwalking Dave, he keeps strange hours that’s for sure! I rarely turn in before 12.30 am but he beats me hands down in the nocturnal stakes. It will be those malts keeping him awake, I told him before “Take some Horlicks or Bournvita before retiring” but of course I got shouted down.Pete.
Hiya,
Horlicks ? cocoa ? no no no Pete, but I’ll try cutting my single malt intake down a bit
to about half a dozen per night should save me a few bob but my measuring skills
leave a lot to be desired and I’ll most likely use a bigger glass thereby I’ll finish up by
drinking more than I do now, I suppose I could become a teetotaller perish that idea.
thanks harry, long retired
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Just for you Harry…Sandies younger sister…Michelle. 
grumpy old man:
http://www.animated-gifs.eu/■■■-breasts/0030.gifJust for you Harry…Sandies younger sister…Michelle.
Hiya,
Very nice GOM and in a few years she may just become as buxom as her big sister,
an occasional glimpse of Sandie gets my pulse racing thank you very much.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
grumpy old man:
http://www.animated-gifs.eu/■■■-breasts/0030.gifJust for you Harry…Sandies younger sister…Michelle.
Hiya,
Very nice GOM and in a few years she may just become as buxom as her big sister,
an occasional glimpse of Sandie gets my pulse racing thank you very much.
thanks harry, long retired.
Looks like two bald headed blokes jumping around in a tee-shirt. 
Cheers Dave.
No wonder the daft old bugger cant sleep if he is looking at things like that Dave! What was the name of that song, oh yes, “Memories”, just settle for those lad.
Pete.
windrush:
No wonder the daft old bugger cant sleep if he is looking at things like that Dave!Pete.
Hiya,
Daft old bugger Indeed, Oh’ go on then I suppose I do represent that remark,
there’s one thing for sure Mi Mam and Dad, schoolteachers and several wives
have all tried to alter me but I’m afraid, but very happy that they failed.
thanks harry, long retired.
several wives indeed harry , have you no patience ? gom and myself are agreed that it takes many years to train a wife to a proper standard , whilst allowing them the illusion that they are training us . cheers , dave
rigsby:
several wives indeed harry , have you no patience ? gom and myself are agreed that it takes many years to train a wife to a proper standard , whilst allowing them the illusion that they are training us . cheers , dave
Hiya,
Well lads does three wives two of them ex of course become classable as several
I bleedin hope so I ain’t going through that again.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
rigsby:
several wives indeed harry , have you no patience ? gom and myself are agreed that it takes many years to train a wife to a proper standard , whilst allowing them the illusion that they are training us . cheers , daveHiya,
Well lads does three wives two of them ex of course become classable as several
I bleedin hope so I ain’t going through that again.
thanks harry, long retired.
I was at a wake for one of our long serving drivers and I was sat at a table having a crack with another four of our ex drivers and just by chance wives were mentioned and these four,great lads I would add,had a reckon up and between them they had had 14 wives,I kid you not,I had often wondered why some of them were always desperate to get down the road on a Sunday and not appear back in the depot at Milnthorpe until the following Friday afternoon Cheers Bewick.
Bewick:
harry_gill:
rigsby:
several wives indeed harry , have you no patience ? gom and myself are agreed that it takes many years to train a wife to a proper standard , whilst allowing them the illusion that they are training us . cheers , daveHiya,
Well lads does three wives two of them ex of course become classable as several
I bleedin hope so I ain’t going through that again.
thanks harry, long retired.I was at a wake for one of our long serving drivers and I was sat at a table having a crack with another four of our ex drivers and just by chance wives were mentioned and these four,great lads I would add,had a reckon up and between them they had had 14 wives,I kid you not,I had often wondered why some of them were always desperate to get down the road on a Sunday and not appear back in the depot at Milnthorpe until the following Friday afternoon
Hiya,
Well Dennis wasn’t there a branch of marriage guidance over your way then,
I should’ve nipped over to your place for a start, seems like I’d have been in
good company, at least the craic in the brew cabin would have been canny.
thanks harry, long retired.
You lads keep saying about how many wives you have had but you fail to mention just who’s wives they were, or did you actually marry them yourselves? 
One has been more than enough for me!
Pete.
windrush:
You lads keep saying about how many wives you have had but you fail to mention just who’s wives they were, or did you actually marry them yourselves?Pete.
Harrys been around the block a few times I think, Ha Ha, Gigeretts & whisky & wild wild women wouldn’t you agree, & he is still enjoying the whisky despite being obsereved by Mrs G, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
windrush:
You lads keep saying about how many wives you have had but you fail to mention just who’s wives they were, or did you actually marry them yourselves?Pete.
Harrys been around the block a few times I think, Ha Ha, Gigeretts & whisky & wild wild women wouldn’t you agree, & he is still enjoying the whisky despite being obsereved by Mrs G, Regards Larry.
As in the other song Larry, he might have needed " Faster Horses ".
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Lawrence Dunbar:
windrush:
You lads keep saying about how many wives you have had but you fail to mention just who’s wives they were, or did you actually marry them yourselves?Pete.
Harrys been around the block a few times I think, Ha Ha, Gigeretts & whisky & wild wild women wouldn’t you agree, & he is still enjoying the whisky despite being obsereved by Mrs G, Regards Larry.
As in the other song Larry, he might have needed " Faster Horses ".
Cheers Dave.
Aye but I think he allways had a plan B, Regards Larry.
windrush:
You lads keep saying about how many wives you have had but you fail to mention just who’s wives they were, or did you actually marry them yourselves?Pete.
Hiya,
Yep Pete I married all mine and nicked none the first two were single ladies
the third, my current missus was a divorcee so none were purloined from
other partners I’m a lover not a fighter and couldn’t do with the hassle of
splitting couples up, I always found there was enough to go round without
having to nick somebody else’s.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
windrush:
You lads keep saying about how many wives you have had but you fail to mention just who’s wives they were, or did you actually marry them yourselves?Pete.
Hiya,
Yep Pete I married all mine and nicked none the first two were single ladies
the third, my current missus was a divorcee so none were purloined from
other partners I’m a lover not a fighter and couldn’t do with the hassle of
splitting couples up, I always found there was enough to go round without
having to nick somebody else’s.
thanks harry, long retired.
Well said Harry, But might I ask did any of them like single malts ■■, My good lady has a one now & again if she is feeling a bit Iffy mind you It certainly fires her back up, Regards Larry.
harry_gill:
windrush:
You lads keep saying about how many wives you have had but you fail to mention just who’s wives they were, or did you actually marry them yourselves?Pete.
Hiya,
Yep Pete I married all mine and nicked none the first two were single ladies
the third, my current missus was a divorcee so none were purloined from
other partners I’m a lover not a fighter and couldn’t do with the hassle of
splitting couples up, I always found there was enough to go round without
having to nick somebody else’s.
thanks harry, long retired.
Well said Harry, But might I ask did any of them like single malts ■■, My good lady has a one now & again if she is feeling a bit Iffy mind you It certainly fires her back up, Regards Larry.