i’m pretty handy at the cooking lark , but i don’t unless the staff throws a sickie . after all i don’t ask her to drive the car ( not that i could trust her anywhere near it ) or put the bins out . fair distribution of labour , she cooks it , i eat it .
I understand that “H”'s favourite recipe is “chips complimented with HP Sauce” or should that be “Librally coated with HP Sauce” Cheers Anon1.
I do most of the cooking anyway, simple really so I don’t know why women make so much fuss about it. 
I don’t normally go for anything fancy, just stuff to stop my ribs clanking together, but while the missus is still in Hospital I am experimenting a bit as I can chuck all the ingredients around and the Dog cleans up after me! Did you know that smoke alarm’s make brilliant timer’s? 
Pete.
I cook drive the car work put the bins out decorate diy garden
As if I dont do it nobody else will
animal:
I cook drive the car work put the bins out decorate diy gardenAs if I dont do it nobody else will
What do you do in your spare time Ang ?
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
animal:
I cook drive the car work put the bins out decorate diy gardenAs if I dont do it nobody else will
What do you do in your spare time Ang ?
Cheers Dave.
Knitting for grandaughter or & bake ( choc brownies tea loaf flapjacks etc )
As you know if you want something doing ask a busy person
animal:
Dave the Renegade:
animal:
I cook drive the car work put the bins out decorate diy gardenAs if I dont do it nobody else will
What do you do in your spare time Ang ?
Cheers Dave.Knitting for grandaughter or & bake ( choc brownies tea loaf flapjacks etc )
As you know if you want something doing ask a busy person
Fair play Ang, not many lorry drivers knit for their Granddaughters.
Cheers Dave.
animal:
Dave the Renegade:
animal:
I cook drive the car work put the bins out decorate diy gardenAs if I dont do it nobody else will
What do you do in your spare time Ang ?
Cheers Dave.Knitting for grandaughter or & bake ( choc brownies tea loaf flapjacks etc )
As you know if you want something doing ask a busy person
hiya,
I spend my life thinking up excuses that’ll get out of doing anything,
can’t do that Pet I haven’t got the tools, I won’t tell you the answer
she has for that one, another one of mine is yes pet I’ll get another
next time I’m down the street and one of my best ones is I’ll get my
son in law to do it when he calls to pick the kids up, well he’s well
over six feet tall and can change light bulbs without me having to
go down the shed for the stepladder, you know it makes sense.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
animal:
Dave the Renegade:
animal:
I cook drive the car work put the bins out decorate diy gardenAs if I dont do it nobody else will
What do you do in your spare time Ang ?
Cheers Dave.Knitting for grandaughter or & bake ( choc brownies tea loaf flapjacks etc )
As you know if you want something doing ask a busy person
hiya,
I spend my life thinking up excuses that’ll get out of doing anything,
can’t do that Pet I haven’t got the tools, I won’t tell you the answer
she has for that one, another one of mine is yes pet I’ll get another
next time I’m down the street and one of my best ones is I’ll get my
son in law to do it when he calls to pick the kids up, well he’s well
over six feet tall and can change light bulbs without me having to
go down the shed for the stepladder, you know it makes sense.
thanks harry, long retired.
Do you also have someone to shiver for you when it gets cold Harry?
Pete.
windrush:
harry_gill:
animal:
Dave the Renegade:
animal:
I cook drive the car work put the bins out decorate diy gardenAs if I dont do it nobody else will
What do you do in your spare time Ang ?
Cheers Dave.Knitting for grandaughter or & bake ( choc brownies tea loaf flapjacks etc )
As you know if you want something doing ask a busy person
hiya,
I spend my life thinking up excuses that’ll get out of doing anything,
can’t do that Pet I haven’t got the tools, I won’t tell you the answer
she has for that one, another one of mine is yes pet I’ll get another
next time I’m down the street and one of my best ones is I’ll get my
son in law to do it when he calls to pick the kids up, well he’s well
over six feet tall and can change light bulbs without me having to
go down the shed for the stepladder, you know it makes sense.
thanks harry, long retired.Do you also have someone to shiver for you when it gets cold Harry?
Pete.
hiya,
Well I’ve no need to go for that one Pete the minute I feel I’m getting chilled
I get the hired help to turn the heating up, if you don’t get cold you have no
need to shiver I’m like a boy scout, “be prepared”, stay one jump ahead.
thanks harry, long retired.
Ah of course Harry, you Pensioner’s get all your heating paid for you by that nice Mr Cameron while us poor folk have to wrap a blanket or two around us to try and keep warm… Another couple of years and I too will be getting some free cash for paying the gas bill with, roll on 65! 
Pete.
windrush:
Ah of course Harry, you Pensioner’s get all your heating paid for you by that nice Mr Cameron while us poor folk have to wrap a blanket or two around us to try and keep warm… Another couple of years and I too will be getting some free cash for paying the gas bill with, roll on 65!
PETE it 60 when you get it .have you not applied yet, get on the band wagon quick. you payed for it years ago when you lived down south.
John
3300John:
windrush:
Ah of course Harry, you Pensioner’s get all your heating paid for you by that nice Mr Cameron while us poor folk have to wrap a blanket or two around us to try and keep warm… Another couple of years and I too will be getting some free cash for paying the gas bill with, roll on 65!
PETE it 60 when you get it .have you not applied yet, get on the band wagon quick. you payed for it years ago when you lived down south.
John
Oh yes I get a bit John, about £200 I seem to recall? My elderly neighbour reckons that he got a lot more once he hit 65 and it pays for nearly all his fuel bills, happen he is pulling my plonker! Got the fire on now, the missus would have a fit if she was here and saw that as she always tells me to get a blanket wrapped around me instead!!! 
Pete.
windrush:
3300John:
windrush:
Ah of course Harry, you Pensioner’s get all your heating paid for you by that nice Mr Cameron while us poor folk have to wrap a blanket or two around us to try and keep warm… Another couple of years and I too will be getting some free cash for paying the gas bill with, roll on 65!
PETE it 60 when you get it .have you not applied yet, get on the band wagon quick. you payed for it years ago when you lived down south.
JohnOh yes I get a bit John, about £200 I seem to recall? My elderly neighbour reckons that he got a lot more once he hit 65 and it pays for nearly all his fuel bills, happen he is pulling my plonker! Got the fire on now, the missus would have a fit if she was here and saw that as she always tells me to get a blanket wrapped around me instead!!!
Pete.
I’m 66 Pete and its still £200, goes up to £300 if you get to 80, I think.
Cheers Dave.
Thank’s Dave, Harry will get the 300 notes then…
Pete.
Dave the Renegade:
windrush:
3300John:
windrush:
Ah of course Harry, you Pensioner’s get all your heating paid for you by that nice Mr Cameron while us poor folk have to wrap a blanket or two around us to try and keep warm… Another couple of years and I too will be getting some free cash for paying the gas bill with, roll on 65!
PETE it 60 when you get it .have you not applied yet, get on the band wagon quick. you payed for it years ago when you lived down south.
JohnOh yes I get a bit John, about £200 I seem to recall? My elderly neighbour reckons that he got a lot more once he hit 65 and it pays for nearly all his fuel bills, happen he is pulling my plonker! Got the fire on now, the missus would have a fit if she was here and saw that as she always tells me to get a blanket wrapped around me instead!!!
Pete.
I’m 66 Pete and its still £200, goes up to £300 if you get to 80, I think.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I’m 77 my wife is turned 70 and it’s still £200 and that’s between us, paid £100 each
not as some people think £200 each, and no I’m not looking for work to eke out.
thanks harry, long retired.
100quid just before christmas harry , can’t be bad you can get a couple of extra bottles of fine malt for the festivities , but i suppose it will all have been sampled by now .
animal:
I cook drive the car work put the bins out decorate diy gardenAs if I dont do it nobody else will
Humph. …multi tasking is it? well I’m here to tell you that contrary to popular belief, men CAN multi task…we can watch TV, sup ale, and totally ignore EVERYTHING elese…all at the same time. 
…Beat that.
windrush:
Ah of course Harry, you Pensioner’s get all your heating paid for you by that nice Mr Cameron while us poor folk have to wrap a blanket or two around us to try and keep warm… Another couple of years and I too will be getting some free cash for paying the gas bill with, roll on 65!Pete.
Hehehe…I’ve just got a free TV licence.
and on a serious note, if this country can afford £ Billions every year in foreign aid…the ■■■■ sure should be able to look after their own OAP’s
yer see, I got a bit excited with the last post and i pressed the button twice.