The Greek solution
To: The CEO Mastervisacard Bank Services.
Dear Sir,
As a long standing and well known customer of yours, I am writing to see if it possible for me to arrange a credit easing on by credit card. As you will see from my statements, I have recently had difficulty in repaying my bills, even though you only charge a meagre, and in my opinion reasonable 1001% interest rate.
As you will see from my current account, I am a long and loyal customer, who by way of maintaining a healthy overdraught, have contributed heavily to the profits, and may I say, the much deserved bonuses that you and your fellow directors have been paying yourselves during times of austerity.
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