Pubs and restaurants with " Toilets are for customers use only ".
Great if you do not have a urinary tract infection,bladder or bowel problems.
A sign in a closed down pub in Somerset says " No parking,no turning, no anything elseing ".
But the owners have dumped a ton of rubbish in front of the pub.
Shop sign that said " Its o.k., your husband has called to say, you can spend as much as you want "
Building sites= Slow down,my Daddy works here .
Sign out side a public toilet said “LADIES” SLIPPERY WHEN WET.with a sign showing a mop.
Signs on Lgv pumps " We do not trust you lot and think you will make off without paying, so please hand us the fuel card prior to fuelling,as your vehicle is limited to 50mph, the police will never catch you ."
Car drivers pumps,free to fill up and bilk it in a 160 mph sports car .
Makes me smile when you see in the roadworks
“Vehicles over 9’6” wide straddle 2 near side lanes". What really? Glad I was told lol
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There’s also a picture of that sign which has in tiny letters at the bottom “oh and the bridge is out ahead” [SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES]