The eight ages of woman

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!!

At 78 - If you can get out of bed, that’s another story!!!

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Cheers Wheel Nut :smiley:

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Wheel Nut:
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

■■■■ do i have to wait 4 years for her to do that?.