The chicken and the donkey

On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of which loved to play together.

One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a Bog and began
to sink.
Scared for his life, the donkey ‘hee hawed’ for the chicken to go get
the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to
no avail, as he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around the
chicken spied the farmer’s new Z-4x4 series BMW.
Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope,
hoping he still had time to save his friend’s life.
Back at the Bog, the donkey was surprised but happy, to see the chicken
arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer’s car, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
car,rescued the donkey!
happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented best buddies, best
pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon he too
began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his life!
The donkey thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his “thing” and he
would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the
donkey pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?

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When you’re hung like a donkey, you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks

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