Yes GOM, it isn’t my favourite task but Mrs Windrush is no longer able hold a pen so it all falls to me alas. I’m very domesticated now in my old age, just made some leek and tater soup and a shepherds pie will be the next project tomorrow!
Pete.
Yes GOM, it isn’t my favourite task but Mrs Windrush is no longer able hold a pen so it all falls to me alas. I’m very domesticated now in my old age, just made some leek and tater soup and a shepherds pie will be the next project tomorrow!
Pete.
Aaargh, sorry Pete, it was meant as a bit of fun. Profuse apologies.
I’m still trying to work up enough enthusiasm to buy a cheap box of cards from Aldi.
im working on how to steal them…
Retired Old ■■■■:
I’m still trying to work up enough enthusiasm to buy a cheap box of cards from Aldi.
Miserable “stunt”
grumpy old man:
Aaargh, sorry Pete, it was meant as a bit of fun. Profuse apologies.![]()
Not a problem GOM, apologies not needed and no offence taken, her mouth and voice still bark orders constantly so at least there’s nowt wrong at that end!
Pete.
I’m way in front of you there pete , when i finished working I had time to get my ears checked . The result was i only have 30% hearing , very little in the high register . When the voice gets too demanding I can just switch the hearing aids off , they make good earplugs when they are off . I can still lipread though and some of the language is disgusting when she realises what i’ve done . Dave
I’d forgotten just how much fun it was to be married!
As for you, Bewick, I was too busy working my nads off for six-gun-toting hauliers to set my pension up with various scams like swapping Guy engines then flogging the resulting under powered, smoking relics to those unsuspecting Smith chaps up in Maddiston. I take my hat off to you- if only I had followed your entrepreneurial lead I, too would have been able to afford decent Christmas cards.
But then I would never have been allowed to join the Bah Humbug Club, would I?
Retired Old ■■■■:
I’d forgotten just how much fun it was to be married!
As for you, Bewick, I was too busy working my nads off for six-gun-toting hauliers to set my pension up with various scams like swapping Guy engines then flogging the resulting under powered, smoking relics to those unsuspecting Smith chaps up in Maddiston. I take my hat off to you- if only I had followed your entrepreneurial lead I, too would have been able to afford decent Christmas cards.But then I would never have been allowed to join the Bah Humbug Club, would I?
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We call have to get in touch with a lonely hearts club , see if we can’t get you fixed up with a suitable lady ( again ). Why should you be living the carefree batchelor life while the rest of us suffer ? On reflection maybe that would be taking Bah Humbug to a whole new level . dave
Retired Old ■■■■:
I’m still trying to work up enough enthusiasm to buy a cheap box of cards from Aldi.
You’re a man, be brave…stay away from the place.
mushroomman:
Well it’s started.
I wondered how long it would be before some ‘Famous Celebrity’ promoted their kids to cash in on Christmas.
The ones who just had to get their kids noticed in the media hoping to record the Christmas number one song so that every crap newspaper reporter had some fascinating dribble to write about for the next four weeks.
As it’s the Pantomime season the front runner appeared to be Prince Andrew with Eugenie and Beatrice in ’ Has Anybody Seen Our Cinderella’.
Credit where credit’s due though, they’ve both got a cracking pair of Charlies.
We even have them here in Spain - down in Torrevieja is a little emporium which only opens from mid-October 'til the end of December. Here is a small sample of what they have on offer:-
Having managed to avoid the place for five years, I was today instructed to accompany My Leader when she went to collect a few odds and ends.
However, while in there, (to quote the old advert) I saw this and thought of you:-
and this:-
and when I saw this, for some reason, I thought of Windrush:-
Sorry, Pete
Steve
Thank’s Steve, better to be thought about than forgotten! I could just about manage one days work each year.
Pete.
You should have bought one for Windrush, Steve. We would have had a whip-round to reimburse you for the cost but that would be against the spirit of this club.
And if that interfering Rigsby bloke thinks he’s going to fix me up with yet another “good woman” he can think again. It took me five long years to dig the tunnel to escape the last one- never again!
Well casey , that puts me in mind of a much married , and divorced friend . when he went for a pee he would look down and say " If it weren’t for you you little sod i’d have been a millionaire by now " . He lost 3 businesses through women . I’m just jealous really , wed for 54 years and too old to move on .
See how Brexit could be affecting Christmas this year. I saw this image on the Telegraph web site. I thought it was suitable for on here.
Don’t write Christmas cards or send them if can help it but donate some money to charity
A friend of mind just spent £45 on stamps for cards
Retired Old ■■■■:
You should have bought one for Windrush, Steve. We would have had a whip-round to reimburse you for the cost but that would be against the spirit of this club.
And if that interfering Rigsby bloke thinks he’s going to fix me up with yet another “good woman” he can think again.It took me five long years to dig the tunnel to escape the last one- never again!
What did you used to dig that tunnel then? A (silver ) spoon…?
Proper article in the paper…