The Ashes

One down four to go C’MON ENGLAND!!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

My nerves were bloody shredded driving up the M6 earlier! Worse than Edgebaston 2005. I thought the Aussies were gonna do it this time.

Superb commentary on TMS, utterly gripping

DaiDap:
Superb commentary on TMS, utterly gripping

Yes i listened to TMS yesterday and they are great to listen to, shame CMJ is no longer here.
But i thought 2005 Edgbaston was slightly more squeaky bum time.

bald bloke:

DaiDap:
Superb commentary on TMS, utterly gripping

Yes i listened to TMS yesterday and they are great to listen to, shame CMJ is no longer here.
But i thought 2005 Edgbaston was slightly more squeaky bum time.

Yeah I miss CMJ. I liked him the best out of all the commentators.

There was a quote from Brett Lee yesterday. He said ‘Where’s Freddie? I need a hug!’

2-0 by sunday me thinks :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Barmy Army :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

2-0 to the boys. WELL DONE :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Here’s a pic of when the Aussie’s had a bit talent and backbone. Dennis Lillee breathing fire and bowling with 9 slips! Legend.

DaiDap:
Here’s a pic of when the Aussie’s had a bit talent and backbone. Dennis Lillee breathing fire and bowling with 9 slips! Legend.


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What do you call an Aussie with a bottle of Champagne?

A waiter.

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What do you call a world-class Australian cricketer?

Retired.

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What do you call an Australian who can hold a catch?

A fisherman.

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Why can no-one drink wine in Australia at the moment?

They haven’t got any openers .

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What is the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies?

Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

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What does an Australian batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?

They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

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Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone on the Australian cricket team?

The woman who irons their cricket whites.

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What’s the height of optimism?

An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen.

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What do you call a cricket field full of Australians ?

A vacant lot.

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What’s the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car?

Nothing! If you blink you’ll miss them both

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What’s the difference between Michael Clarke and a funeral director?

A funeral director doesn’t keep losing the ashes

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The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for a meeting.

They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast!

Just finished watching Match 5 Day 5, what a game, shame bad light stopped play :open_mouth: well done Cookie and the rest of the lads 3-0, chuffed to bits Ian Bell well deserved man of the series :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

I had a ticket for Saturday at The Oval, but due to the beautiful British summer weather I spent the day in a pub near Oxford Circus instead :frowning:

AJF3011:
I had a ticket for Saturday at The Oval, but due to the beautiful British summer weather I spent the day in a pub near Oxford Circus instead :frowning:

Not all bad then :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: