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To all the ■■■■ stes
which have eyes (“i”) for “Altitude” 
Even with his i missing 
…and Hitler only had one…
ball,other in albert hall…
but Albert didn’t like it
was that our Albert or
Albert hall,lives in London
With his friend Snowy Whitehall
where all the fiddlers play
accompanied by Mr Chris Webb
and his orchestra from Sheffield
the stainless steel musical ensemble
accompanied by the calender girls
plugging their home made produce
jam knitting and more jam
and very nearly their ■■■■■■■
which needed plenty of grease