To the lovely lake district
where there’s no water shortage.
as their full of ■■■■
wind and crappy green wellies
full of holes and bull
Manure up to their ears
which is a long way
from winning this daft thread!
but proper people always win
if they don’t get cheated
by lesser know it all’s
who don`t drink Dent Beer
As they then fall down
and wake up next day
only to fall back down
life having it’s ups’n downs
like a Hilton lift operator
or a Spanish gigolo waiter
who votes for the abolition
of Tax on malt whiskies 
