pedalling onions and garlic around
the mean streets of Paris
with Fifi riding on pillion
with her a""e on’t thonions
which caused her tear-jerking ■■■■■
and nearly split her knickers
causing Altitude`s balance becoming distracted
after driving Kuhne Nagel artics
over Paris`s rough cobbled side-streets
and onto Germany where they
unloaded barrels of Dent Beer 
at the Kuhne Nagel HQ
for the annual staff party
where they drank the Snchapps
Crackle and Pops Humfister cocktail
and became incapable of continuing
on to the next country
so took an extended 45 break
aye’ fell asleep all day
and awoke with ravenous hunger