which was no match for
an inflamed 
and reddened chest
freezer which the fire brigade
used for their chilled drinks
in the heatwave about to
emit from Altitude`s garden bonfire
in the busy part of
searching for elusive Lord Lucan
who was known as lucky
Jim , the dwarf pole vaulter
and he got a splinter
from his faulty wooden leg
which is now termed prosthetic
following the Rentokil woodworm treatment
which could attack anything at
and he’s well named Jake
Brake , on “Altitude” `s Raleigh Chopper
which he sold years ago
but became a rejuvenated teenager 
and moved away to France