fat slag who had been
eating too many cream cakes
purloined from Stobbies fridge trailer
which left Fiona short of
part of her full load
of breakfast dinner supper and
useful for a bit of
shaving cream for certain parts
or possibly lubrication for erum’
or scrotum , or perhaps even
as a ■■■■■■ aid lubricant
to oil the bed springs
as well as for afters
oil the ■■■■■■■ as well
hoping you don’t need to
grease it as well before
good one’s are self lubricating
and come in many different
flavours, avoid the fishy one
it may possibly have been