going to have DNA testing
or is he already on
the short list for the
fastest man to be caught
with his trousers around his
ankles and nowhere to hide
his modesty when the cleaner
enters without giving him a
buzz, so she gave him
a good dusting down just
using Ken Dodds tickling stick
and getting in the cracks
and other nooks and crannies
which he found to be
which he found to be
quite a nasty stutter stammer
that occurs when there is
an R in the month
or when watching something on
tv in April or other