n rope a load of nonsense
or sheet it either way
down, according to Elvis Presley
who did a bit before
taking a job as a
mechanic fitting Hilllman Avenger axles
to Roman chariots ( almost same) 
& imps which were designed
the same as invalid cars
which were said to contain
a smoky Trabant-style noisy engine
which had been tuned up by
a steam railway stoker from
the east of Bangalore to
smuggle his family to England
no need to smuggle them
Aye ,…I suppose you`re right
this is five word story
one…two…three…four…five 
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