with some HP sauce too
along with a hot brew
and a good soaking of
typical cold sleet and rain
which made the pitch greasy
more than likely at Sunderland
and everywhere else just lately
where the ducks need rescuing
good job they’re all watertight
- ever seen a duck sink ■■-
you lot are all quackers
shoot him he will sink
a pint of polly 
filer
he’s not a bloody parrot
and he`s not dead either
I think, therefore I am.
You speak for yourself , “Chas” . 
if brown bread can’t speak
spanish like the man on
the TV called Juan Sheet