The 5 Word Story

harry_gill · 24 December 2013 17:02

hiya,
a full bucket of rum
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 24 December 2013 17:02

or a large Mars Bar

harry_gill · 24 December 2013 17:12

hiya,
proper driver where’s my Yorkie
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 24 December 2013 17:32

dave_the_renegade · 24 December 2013 21:32

our Archie’s got better taste

cattle_wagon_man · 24 December 2013 21:34

and chases corgis and poodles

dave_the_renegade · 24 December 2013 21:36

oh no he doesn’t no-way

cattle_wagon_man · 24 December 2013 21:41

then preferring alsations and spaniels

dave_the_renegade · 24 December 2013 21:44

only pure-bred pedigree Cairn Terriers

flyfifer · 24 December 2013 21:54

darting tongues tickling his sweaty

dave_the_renegade · 24 December 2013 21:55

paws after a long walk

harry_gill · 24 December 2013 21:58

hiya,
now he wants his turkey
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 24 December 2013 22:01

which he will thoroughly enjoy

harry_gill · 24 December 2013 22:21

hiya,
bit of veg mixed in
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 24 December 2013 22:31

save some for Archie too

harry_gill · 24 December 2013 22:52

hiya,
but do not overfeed him
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 24 December 2013 23:23

or hell cr*p ont carpet

harry_gill · 25 December 2013 00:40

hiya,
Archie’s too well behaved methinks
thanks harry, long retired.

flyfifer · 25 December 2013 13:38

But archie has other ideas

cattle_wagon_man · 25 December 2013 18:13

and ate the Brussels sprouts