The 5 Word Story

cattle_wagon_man · 22 December 2013 22:20

the comic revealing his visits

tamarman · 23 December 2013 00:07

to the deepest darkest holes

cattle_wagon_man · 23 December 2013 08:00

of sleazy Soho in London

dave_the_renegade · 23 December 2013 20:03

where the weirdo’s hang around

flyfifer · 23 December 2013 20:04

where 2 bit whores were

harry_gill · 23 December 2013 20:26

hiya,
charging three bits for extra’s
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 23 December 2013 20:55

which didn’t amount to one

harry_gill · 23 December 2013 21:03

hiya,
thing that you could value
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 23 December 2013 21:48

and that’s a true statement

harry_gill · 23 December 2013 22:05

hiya,
Dave, could I tell porkies
thanks harry, long retired.

tamarman · 23 December 2013 22:20

so close to christmas eve ?

harry_gill · 23 December 2013 22:50

hiya,
Santa might just pass by
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 23 December 2013 22:56

and pee down the chimney

harry_gill · 23 December 2013 23:00

hiya,
so long as it’s P""s
thanks harry, long retired.

flyfifer · 24 December 2013 07:39

CWM doesn’t mind & drinks

dave_the_renegade · 24 December 2013 13:05

anything and just about everything

harry_gill · 24 December 2013 14:28

hiya,
he must like single malt
thanks harry, long retired.

flyfifer · 24 December 2013 15:47

as it’s made from sheep

cattle_wagon_man · 24 December 2013 16:21

blood , and liquefied livestock feed

flyfifer · 24 December 2013 16:51

Which contained more molasses than