The 5 Word Story

the car park in Radnorshire

Arms in Leominster, Herefordshire haha

close to a deep river ( ? ) :unamused:

no river near that place

so put ship on wheels :laughing:

or in the Leominster ship-canal

but there was a drought

not at Leominster water everywhere

so " Skipper Altitude" was summoned

from the Cotswolds to move

a tugboat of road chippings

to the Cotswold water park

which was being transformed into

a navel dockyard for retired

navel is a belly button :blush: :unamused: :laughing:

you won’t get naval Cotswolds

so proceed with caution Altitude

he is a native Cotswoldian

who has navigated the floods

and Japanese tourists with camera’s