The 5 Word Story

dave_the_renegade · 26 October 2013 21:02

unless he has a chauffeur

harry_gill · 26 October 2013 21:04

hiya,
to take him towards home
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 26 October 2013 21:07

not likely Harry you are

harry_gill · 26 October 2013 21:11

hiya,
steering clear of the whisky
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 26 October 2013 21:12

and applying the after shave

cattle_wagon_man · 26 October 2013 21:12

which will make Holly frisky

dave_the_renegade · 26 October 2013 21:13

and slobber all over him

cattle_wagon_man · 26 October 2013 21:17

until his eyesight become blurred

harry_gill · 26 October 2013 21:22

hiya,
and could only see Vanessa
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 26 October 2013 21:22

as his specs misted over

harry_gill · 26 October 2013 21:24

hiya,
so he did a runner
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 26 October 2013 21:25

and his ribs started to…

dave_the_renegade · 26 October 2013 21:26

give him gip, the Vanessa

harry_gill · 26 October 2013 21:27

hiya,
cave in under the pressure
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 26 October 2013 21:29

and she got him pinned

cattle_wagon_man · 26 October 2013 21:30

as Harry cried out ; " Nnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuurrrrrsssssse…"

dave_the_renegade · 26 October 2013 21:31

get me some udder cream

cattle_wagon_man · 27 October 2013 09:10

to rub on Harry`s cheeks

dave_the_renegade · 27 October 2013 09:13

and make his rump glow

cattle_wagon_man · 27 October 2013 09:22

just like a Belisha Beacon