which were left under bed
even with a full wallet
of small packets containing a
few unclaimed horse betting slips
and a couple of whisky
-flavoured After Eight mints (squashed
)
by Holly bouncing on them
now having a minty-smell bum
which would keep flies away
hence Harry`s overalls under bed
hiya,
bed legs inside the boots
thanks harry, long retired.
with rolled-up (bed)sheets underneath boots
hiya,
always keeping your socks on
thanks harry, long retired.
to hide the ingrowing toenails
not to scratch poor Holly
hiya,
Holly’s rich and I’m poor
thanks harry, long retired.
makes for a perfect match
before it is too late
for Holly as Harry can’t
get down to the studio