The 5 Word Story

which were left under bed

even with a full wallet

of small packets containing a

few unclaimed horse betting slips

and a couple of whisky

-flavoured After Eight mints (squashed :frowning: :unamused: )

by Holly bouncing on them

now having a minty-smell bum :laughing:

which would keep flies away

hence Harry`s overalls under bed :unamused: :laughing:

hiya,
bed legs inside the boots
thanks harry, long retired.

with rolled-up (bed)sheets underneath boots :unamused:

hiya,
always keeping your socks on
thanks harry, long retired.

to hide the ingrowing toenails

not to scratch poor Holly

hiya,
Holly’s rich and I’m poor
thanks harry, long retired.

makes for a perfect match

before it is too late

for Holly as Harry can’t

get down to the studio :frowning: