The 5 Word Story

in a very warm cell

after the WPC arrested him

and then had her wicked

way with some furry handcuffs

which tickled the sergeant a

hiya,
great deal in intimate places

which got him promoted to

Chief Inspector of the WCPs

hiya,
and the WPC’s as well
thanks harry, long retired.

interrogated to point of submission

when he said take down

hiya,
your defences it’s getting warm
thanks harry, long retired.

in this very cosy room

hiya,
he said, locking the door
thanks harry, long retired.

just take down your particulars

hiya,
and don’t be too particular
thanks harry, long retired.

about putting them back on

hiya,
but baby it’s cold outside
thanks harry, long retired.

but warmth can be found

hiya,
inside a friendly constables greatcoat
thanks harry, long retired.