in a very warm cell
after the WPC arrested him
and then had her wicked
way with some furry handcuffs
which tickled the sergeant a
hiya,
great deal in intimate places
which got him promoted to
Chief Inspector of the WCPs
hiya,
and the WPC’s as well
thanks harry, long retired.
interrogated to point of submission
when he said take down
hiya,
your defences it’s getting warm
thanks harry, long retired.
in this very cosy room
hiya,
he said, locking the door
thanks harry, long retired.
just take down your particulars
hiya,
and don’t be too particular
thanks harry, long retired.
about putting them back on
hiya,
but baby it’s cold outside
thanks harry, long retired.
but warmth can be found
hiya,
inside a friendly constables greatcoat
thanks harry, long retired.