The 5 Word Story

harry_gill · 21 October 2013 18:30

hiya,
I’ll watch out for gamekeepers
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 21 October 2013 18:31

and the local peeler boy

harry_gill · 21 October 2013 18:38

hiya,
who cannot run for toffee
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 21 October 2013 18:45

because he’s eaten hard-boiled eggs

harry_gill · 21 October 2013 18:49

hiya,
a habit he got from Columbo
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 21 October 2013 18:51

and Alf Ventress in Yorkshire

harry_gill · 21 October 2013 18:55

hiya,
our lass says I’m hard-boiled
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 21 October 2013 19:02

and mine thinks I’m cracked

harry_gill · 21 October 2013 19:05

hiya,
you can hard-boil cracked eggs
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 21 October 2013 19:10

and quite a few are

harry_gill · 21 October 2013 19:20

hiya,
done this way for salads
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 21 October 2013 19:22

but no good for peeler’s

harry_gill · 21 October 2013 19:44

hiya,
or anybody for that matter
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 21 October 2013 19:46

who are egg bound from

harry_gill · 21 October 2013 20:47

hiya,
not eating a balanced diet
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 21 October 2013 20:56

and riding the station bike

harry_gill · 21 October 2013 21:11

hiya,
lady peelers remove the saddle
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 21 October 2013 21:14

and offered a replacement ride

harry_gill · 21 October 2013 21:16

hiya,
preferably down a cobbled street
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 21 October 2013 21:21

on a wet , windy night