The 5 Word Story

[dave_the_renegade]

straight to the standing thing

[cattle_wagon_man]

called the brain , resulting in

[dave_the_renegade]

a massive feeling of urgency

[harry_gill]

hiya,
to have an hours kip,
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

before an early start on

[harry_gill]

hiya,
a wide load to Barrow
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

to take a big Cat

[harry_gill]

hiya,
just for a run out
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

to make CWM’s allotment tidy

[harry_gill]

hiya,
he wanted his tatties lifting
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

before the vultures peck them

[harry_gill]

hiya,
when rummaging for Colorado beetles
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

normally found in deepest Wales

[harry_gill]

hiya,
and quite prolific in Dundee
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

following open-air teenage pop concerts

[harry_gill]

hiya,
where spuds were the ammunition
thanks harry, long retired.

[cattle_wagon_man]

during an unscheduled booze-filled interval

[harry_gill]

hiya,
the highlight at these do’s
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

was the potato wine filled

[cattle_wagon_man]

with red cabbage prune juice