The 5 Word Story

dave_the_renegade · 30 September 2013 15:59

Holly is twenty years younger

cattle_wagon_man · 30 September 2013 16:08

but Carol is more mature

harry_gill · 30 September 2013 16:16

hiya,
just like a camembert cheese
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 30 September 2013 17:09

more like some stale stilton

harry_gill · 30 September 2013 18:22

hiya,
and a very large rear
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 30 September 2013 18:30

end and a rectified mush

cattle_wagon_man · 30 September 2013 18:32

after randy Harry kissed her

dave_the_renegade · 30 September 2013 18:34

at a royal garden party

harry_gill · 30 September 2013 18:36

hiya,
when he was totally ■■■■■■
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 30 September 2013 18:37

and thought she was Holly

harry_gill · 30 September 2013 18:42

hiya,
drink deceives even clever people
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 30 September 2013 18:44

who can’t resist tatsy Holly

harry_gill · 30 September 2013 18:50

hiya,
does she fancy older men?
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 30 September 2013 18:51

definitely Harry especially from Durham

harry_gill · 30 September 2013 18:56

hiya,
gerrin’ H fill yer boots
thanks harry, long retired.

cattle_wagon_man · 30 September 2013 18:57

well,…she comes from Essex

dave_the_renegade · 30 September 2013 18:58

all the way to Durham

harry_gill · 30 September 2013 19:21

hiya,
long walk for a cuddle
thanks harry, long retired.

dave_the_renegade · 30 September 2013 19:23

at the local beauty spots

cattle_wagon_man · 30 September 2013 19:24

and set the blood rushing