The 5 Word Story

■■■■■■ will load it with

shingle to go back to

■■■■■■` next unauthorised residential park

except that the ■■■■■■ nicked

Ad-Blue instead of diesel for

their transit and ended up

dumping everything in Altitude`s driveway

which is big enough for

Fiona`s aritc to turn around

behind his Iveco Stralis which

was parked close by the

sunhouse on the front lawn

who the f**k parked that

in the new swimming pool

cant you see there is

a no parking sign ffs

but written in polish language

by a subterranean cross eyed

one armed bandit from the

backstreets of gangland sunny Radnorshire