The 5 Word Story

remembering lorries with certain engines

engines? what’s an engine the

bit that powers the vehicle

( why ? ) , what sort of engine ( ? )

one with pistons and valves

■■■■, squirt, bang and blow

that sounds like a woman

with a dodgy ring seal

caused by constant banging of

the cab door as she

eased herself backwards out of

the reach of a large

dog running swiftly towards her

on two legs instead of

on all fours like herself

which could mount her at

the taxidermists studio behind the

pier in Morcambe so that

Muckaway can park his rig

near the beach so that