Cross-Channel Olympic swimmers from I-o-M
who got tired on the
long delays at Morecambe Customs`
checking in their cockles for
bonnie lass to thoroughly examine
Only she was unavailable so
they chucked them at the
Greenpeace protesters on the beach
who were having a barbie
whilst protesting about air pollution
and cooking whale meat steaks
To go with jellied eals
and cockles and winkles alive
alive ho.But all of
a sudden , Altitude decided to
buy a four X four
pack of " Dent Sheep " beer
which made him baa all
the way up the hill
Good morning 
To gather his flock together