need a hand of cards
to play a good winning streak
but hold no aces unlike
some of the card sharks
dont point at me pal
I don’t live in Morecambe
Neither do I, and wouldn’t 
even if I was forced
cos I don’t like winkles
To go cockle picking on
the sand at whitehaven where
the water is freezing and
the changing huts have
become mud huts from all
the effluent that’s hurled at
the walls to hold it
in place at high tide
when it needs gunk to
clean the grease off the
and suprisingly enough the telly