The 5 Word Story

[dave_the_renegade]

strong tobacco which stinks a

[brados]

bit like old socks soaked

[altitude]

in bull ■■■■ and red

[bonnie_lass]

clay with a lasting effect

[dave_the_renegade]

and gets right up your

[bonnie_lass]

nostrils and irritates until you

[dave_the_renegade]

huff and puff like certain

[harry_gill]

hiya,
old main line steam locomotives
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

with damp slack coal on

[harry_gill]

hiya,
and the driver giving the
thanks harry, long retired.

[bonnie_lass]

orders to stoke it up

[harry_gill]

hiya,
and to scratch about for
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

something dry to chuck on

[harry_gill]

hiya,
the drivers racing paper was
thanks harry, long retired.

[brados]

found under the bench by

[bonnie_lass]

Stoker , Who wanted to place

[dave_the_renegade]

a bet on the favourite

[bonnie_lass]

And needed to keep the

[dave_the_renegade]

bookmakers happy and solvent ready

[altitude]

for there big bash at