The 5 Word Story

hiya,
stick to compliment the dog
thanks harry, long retired.

which is very intelligent and

hiya,
and won’t ■■■■ it’s leg
thanks harry, long retired.

against the lamppost causing the

a flood to paddle through

or guide its owner around

tiddly winks with the telly :laughing: :laughing:

Past the pub on a

three wheeler bike with alloy

hiya,
■■■■ bucket and air horns
thanks harry, long retired.

a light bar and frilly

curtains around the bath to

stop CWM peeping in at

the knob from down the

road a bit by the

newsagent next to the bus

with no wheels that runs

on tracks pulled by donkey

man from morcambe who puffs

on an old pipe with