The 5 Word Story

hiya,
but it had been nicked
thanks harry, long retired.

by some thieving ■■■■■■ from

Off the moors, Who happened

to be passing at speed

trying to escape from the

Blue flashing light after collecting

some eggs from under the

hiya,
Easter Bunny which was having
thanks harry, long retired.

Long sleep until next year

unless it gets myxomatosis which

Useually ends with road kill

in a pie at cafes

thick pastry nobody’s any wiser!

tomato sauce hides a lot

spitting out tarmac and gravel

with high psv gritstone toppings

finishing with trip to dentist

to get the gnashers sorted

or the pliers to pull

broken ones, after anasthetic of