stationary items will come to
falling on the floor leading
Everyone on hands & knees
around the studio with Eamon
hiya,
Andrews and Terry Wogan playing
thanks harry, long retired.
with Peter Glaze and Leslie
Crowther who crashed his roller
which brought about his demise
and that of the roller
which wasn’t as important as
hiya,
Claude Greengrass’s lorry on Heartbeat
thanks harry, long retired.
which passed on to David
who didn’t know his left
hand from his right which
was in Oscars back pocket
helping him keep Alf under
control, while putting his boots
on whilst boiling an egg
and trying to find his
salt cellar from his desk