The 5 Word Story

a bottle of fizzy pop

and flask of hot air

with bottles of hair dye

and a make up bag

with six large pork pies

to fatten the skinny git

up there’s more meat on

a butchers pencil which is

always rendered at closing time

which doesn’t leave any pickings

for the poor old bloke

Over worked and under paid

the story of my life

Until luck comes your way

with a lottery win then

hiya,
buy Scania 80 and burn
thanks harry, long retired.

it to the ground then

hiya,
drive off in your Borderer
thanks harry, long retired.

leaving scanny ash on the

with melted tyres and tarmac