2 pitbull dogs chewin t tyres
sod it! Where’s me gun
hiya,
Brados, don’t forget both barrells
thanks harry, long retired.
AK47 that’s the weapon 
to result in stained underwear
and two dead dogs - sods
when all of a sudden
hiya,
a ginormous black pudding came
thanks harry, long retired.
back with my chopper and
it was still very little
too late so it was
the remains were dismantled and
sent to a zoo for
the poor little monkeys to
nibble as they waited for
some bull ■■■■ to come
from an ex haulier puffed
out from all the exercise
walking from pub to chippy
then ■■■■■ and home with