but didn’t win of course
`cos landlord had fiddled the
tickets to his advantage so
he went for a Chinese
with noodles and a dragon
and slept sideways in bed
but noodles fancied the dragon
and everyone was falling like
flies around the place after
the lady opened her long
legs and let rip with
a ■■■■ that knocked the
dragon out of his stride
which let St.George do his
bit for England and get
and got moulded on coins
which goes to show how
hot circumstances can pay off
after eating volatile food with
5 pints of Westons best to