The 5 Word Story

but didn’t win of course

`cos landlord had fiddled the

tickets to his advantage so

he went for a Chinese

with noodles and a dragon

and slept sideways in bed

but noodles fancied the dragon

and everyone was falling like

flies around the place after

the lady opened her long

legs and let rip with

a ■■■■ that knocked the

dragon out of his stride

which let St.George do his

bit for England and get

and got moulded on coins

which goes to show how

hot circumstances can pay off

after eating volatile food with

5 pints of Westons best to