which only gaffers can afford
because they are greedy and
and only think of themselves
and buying Range Rovers at
all costs to look cool
Good morning 
and havimg. all lifes luxuuries
that makes them feel like
kings each time they pull
their socks on each morning
before caviar and champagne for
brekky followed by hunting, shooting
and fishing followed by wenching
fair maidens by the dozen
serving bottles of champagne chilled
before heading off to the
four poster bed in Morcambe
where Tankerjack hid his beer
before going down the pub
for happy-hour where he drank
and bought a raffle ticket