The 5 Word Story

a ■■■■ by everyone that

threw tomatoes at his car

and made him give some

bribe money back to the

bloke with the dodgy motor

who was a nasty lorry-driver

who drove a tipper his

mother said but dont try

and show off because you

might come unstuck from tarmac

digging it out for days

and thats just his wellies

which melted in this heat

and stuck hedgehog`s a "stinger "

for getting picked up by

the short n curlies again

bank account as she was :laughing: :laughing:

which brought tears to his

eyes when mated by foxes

who didn’t feel comfortable either