The 5 Word Story

before they are cooked which

will make them get the

gut-rot, - same as Ashmed`s burgers

keeping plenty of distance between

anyone following whilst out walking

had better keep up wind

hiya,
Cos’ there’s loads of down-wind
thanks harry, long retired.

drifting and it’s getting intense

which can be very violent

giving an earth shattering experience

after a session on the

mechanical " Bucking Bronco " in Benidorm

recovering with shakey legs and

hiya,
an urgent need for the
thanks harry, long retired.

" little house on the prairie "

to make things all better

but without Joe dying again

so the story was changed

and he was shot first

so P.C. Plod was called