The 5 Word Story

dutys for a decent company

like Armstrongs of Longtown who

never could get good drivers

because there’s none in ■■■■■■■

since the good ones retired

back in the 1950’s when

anyone could drive a Bedford

O-type on a car licence

prior to H.G.V. Driving Tests

invented to stop the cowboys

who live in Chichester and Radnorshire

having to go to ■■■■■■■

because no-one else `ll employ them

because they are too good

drivers oop north for offcomers

but can handle the big

rigs and ice road trucking

motors which ■■■■■■■■■ couldn’t

see through their wooly fringes

as they blend with sheep