The 5 Word Story

and is a Stobby Spotter

who doesn’t have far to

travel for his " Spotting Days "

200 less to spot now

and that`s just the start

and hopefully will continue until

Nobby Dressingangle comes to rescue

waving the french flag ( white )

( trust Altitude to remember that )

alot of men remember that

Englishmen bailled-out France ( twice ) because

the french have no ■■■■■■■■

or guts to defend themselves

cheese eating wine swilling monkeys

who drive battered snail-shaped cars

so badly it has to

adopt Mr. Maggoo as driving examiner

for cattle wagons driven by

a certain person from the

Chichester area on relief driving