The 5 Word Story

shell still on it will

taste good between two pieces

of some strong cheese from

Melton Mowbray which baits mousetraps

pikled onions, two rabbits, and

a grey squirrel which tastes

liked an undercooked mexican wallaby

which tasted like a chicken

so D.T.R. scoffed the lot

and had bellyache all night

accompanied by a southbound wind

People were heading north haistily

but the Vicar was unaware

of the damage to the

teapot and the mug with

flowers all over the house

where the hippies lived with

couple of long dogs and

ten children of dubious parentage

and a bike from out