The 5 Word Story

while you work away,trying

to light the soddin` barbecue

that refuses to light because

the travellers nicked all the

matches,gas,coke,the friggin

lot what are we going

to have for supper now?

bread and butter pudding leftovers

Which was also on the …

no not again,we had

enough of that last week

and the week before but

what can one say other

people have to put up

with the terrible hunger pain

until they see some road

side cafe with hot food

catapult, bearing. string, wire and

a dead tortoise ready for

the pot and with the