The 5 Word Story

the wall and his brains

that he has not got

simmering gently making brawn

when out came a very

loud ■■■■ , followed by a

hiya,
dampness in the nether region

which is not pleasant for

the laundry lady,who voices

loudly in a torrent of

steamin` , soapy water as she

scrubs at his cacky pants

and hanging them on the

ariel of his old camper

and off they went to

help Altitude move to his

his sheep in to the

garden , because of no lawnmower

that seems to have gone

missing someone was hiding it

on the travellers ` Transit pick-up